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Call me when it's at 42069
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
Call me when it’s 100,000 so I can put in my shipping address for that Rollie
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It's just a subby...

Daytona, Prezzie, or nothin'
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
I'm about subtle understated life.  Subs are my fave; not exclusive to watches.
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WR Officer
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Subs eh...Sandwiches or the bedroom kind? Or both? Both at the same time?
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
Both, but never at the same time.  Time and a place for everything.
SaaSam
Politicker
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Account Executive
Efficiency. Castanza would be proud.
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That’s too bad. I could introduce you to a life changing experience but I won’t. I’m trying to get right with the Lord. 

As u were. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
I deliver deals, and life-changing experiences without getting crumbs between my sheets. Being right with the lord is overrated anyway. The bad girls go to hell, and I will be joining them.
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😇😇😇
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PS Guys this conversation had me feeling some type of way so I made a sub sandwich with brie, caramelised onions and pears on a toasted roll and it’s A1 so thank u. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
That is such an uncalled for flex.. I’m the worst cook snd I’m lying on the couch starving because the alternative is getting up and making egg whites and whole-wheat toast at 5PM…
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WR Officer
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U know I love to flex on em sometimes. It’s what the people want, really. 

I know you can do better than that wtf. Are u a savage or not? I do like eggs and toast but they need to have runny yolks and everything bagel seasoning pls. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
I appreciate you showing faith, but I really can’t do better than that.
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Not everyone can be good at everything coups. I am a savage, which is why I eat like one. My diet (through pretty healthy) is beyond depressing. Suicidal is an apt description.
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I guess you’re right. I couldn’t change a tire and it’s really hard for me to pretend to give a fuck about someone if I’m not being paid to but the trade off is that I’m a really good cook and moderately good baker. I’m also really good at picking the best thing off any given restaurant menu. Worth it. 

That said,  life is too short for crappy meals so pls buy a damn cookbook with all your passive income. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
Speaking from experience, you know you’ve hit rock bottom when you’re eating bean and kale soup out of a microwaveable plastic cup on Thanksgiving morning. Everyone has to try it once
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WR Officer
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This would make me sad if I had a heart. 

Van lacks in almost every area but I will say it has good restaurant options. Maybe you’re a Skip/UberEats kind of man. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
If I spend less than $600 a month, it was a good month
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Lol I feel u there. I don’t mind cooking but I loooove restaurants. My credit card statement reads like I weigh 350 lbs. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
If you’re west of ON I’m guessing Flames, Oilers or Jets. If I had to pick I’d say Oilers.
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WR Officer
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I don’t like hockey. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
But it can’t be Oilers can it? I wouldn’t drive through it, plus there are no sales jobs there. Flames? Probably Flames.
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FFS nobody with taste likes Hockey, what was I gonna use instead? CFL franchises? I don’t even know their names besides Roughriders and Lions. Changing a tire is actually super easy.
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WR Officer
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LOL CFL yeah…no. 

The only sports I can stand are Euro soccer and UFC. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
Ayyyy. Is it as dangerous as I’ve been lead to believe? It’s the only stopping point I’m worried about my car getting broken into and being robbed blind.
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Euro Soccer 👌👌👌
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You’d like F1.
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Lol people who say it’s dangerous here have never spent any time here. You’ll be more than fine, just stay out of the hood like u would in any other city…

I’m not really into racing cars tbh. I’d take a big ass Bentley over a Ferrari any day. But I’d go to a rally, why not? Yolo 
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
3
Bravado's Resident Asshole
By getting right with the Lord... Does this situation include shouting "God, oh God, Oh my God" repeatedly? or are you just praying?
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WR Officer
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You would want to imagine me in bed, you dirty lil perv. Go to church. 
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
Shhhh this is a “professional” setting.
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
Bruh this is just bad etiquette. I’m the first person to make filthy innuendo. But you can’t say something semi-offensive, and then shush the response. Take it on the chin bitch.
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
3
Bravado's Resident Asshole
lol oh there was no denying the comment made. It was in jest at those that are too soft and offended in this group 
JDialz
Politicker
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Chief Operating Officer
Patek, or it's just a Fossil dressed up. I said it.
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No love for Piguet? 🤨
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
You did say it, but you’re wrong, so no worries.

Fossils are made in china with mass, machine-manufactured movements. They’re also made out of recycled garbage.

Many (not all) but Rollie’s and Omegas for cliche’s sake are handmade in Switzerland, part by part. Hand assembled, and hand-tested. Pateks are the next tier up, but sometimes the watch you want is made in like a 16 unit production run. Or they’re like Ferrari and they want to do a background check on how many watches you own and how you maintain them before they sell it to you. Basically, a bunch of pretentious, boutique bullshit.

I’m just fine with my Rollie/Omega. I’m buying it for me, not for anyone else.
JDialz
Politicker
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Chief Operating Officer
'Twas a joke. I'm an Omega and Breitling person, myself.
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@TheNegotiator is a lil high strung today, I don’t think he slept well. 

And don’t talk shit about Fossil, they aren’t the greatest quality but they look good. I own a few. I love my Seiko best tho. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
Hah. Queen Coups is overly well informed.
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I regret nothing. My Seiko is by far the most beautiful watch I’ve ever owned. But once this move is over and I’m off the Kraft Dinner diet I will be treating myself next year.
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If I buy a luxury watch it's going to be a big fuck you men's Rolex of some kind. Perhaps a vintage model. It'll sit pretty on my skinny lil wrist and remind everyone that I am in fact, that bitch. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
The attitude is almost lovelier than the watch will be. I’m thinking a Titanium Planet Ocean or one of the Speedmaster Chronographs
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The blue faced Planet Ocean is fire. Speedmaster is a classic. A Cosmograph Daytona is what I'd buy if I was a man though. Or a gold Prezzie when I wanted to get my Columbian drug lord vibe on.
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
1
VP of Sales
Das da one I want. Black and rose-gold Daytona is pretty fresh pretty classy, but still not as clean as I like. I think besides the sub, that’s why I like Omegas more.
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Just thought of this. A sub wearing a sub eating a sub. Subception.
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Good choice. It’ll go with everything. Excited 4 u. 

how about a sub wearing a sub and eating a sub while travelling on the subway???
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
2
VP of Sales
Not bad, but tbh I prefer a sub wearing nothing. I’ll see myself out.
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WR Officer
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🎅 is watching. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
If he knows if I’ve been naughty or nice, I’m already getting coal, so nothing to lose.
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Also, that’s kind of creepy. You ever hear the one about the Lesbian couple that got their neighbour a Rolex when he said “I wanna watch”
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A timely joke considering the conversation.
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WR Officer
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Yeah it is creepy. He knows when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake. Wtf. Does Santa hang out with God? 

LOL 🤦‍♀️ I hate u 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
It's the 21st century, so that's not saying much anymore.  Zuccerberg is just as well informed, and he most certainly does not hang out with God.  I just noticed you mention God a lot for a salesperson; most of us lost our faith a long time ago.
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You love me 😇
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I’m not on the FB so Zucc does not get to watch me sleeping. Thank GOD for that. Look, I believe there’s a God above me. I’m just the god of everything else. 

Not quite. I love money, food, dogs, and myself. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
I am, but I don't usually have it on my phone.  I'm not on the Gram, or Tiktok or Snap, or the rest of that nonsense tho, I have used FB to sell all my possessions before moving. I am my own ultimate power in the universe, though unfortunately I suspect there will one day be a female and some miniature humans who hold the keys to my chain.

And yes Coups, I know.  You're like me.  I reflect exactly those four ironically, along with travel.  Real recognize real.
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Yeah fuck all the social media nonsense. It doesn’t pay me or bring me happiness so what’s the point? Deleted it all years ago. Only thing I have is LI and that’s grudgingly. 

Obvi travel falls under the “money” category since money = free time and the means to go see cool stuff. 

That it does. But don’t fall in love with me, kid. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
Loooool, I swear to god you’re me with a vagina, and arguably better skin. You see things exactly the same way.
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Relax mom, you don’t have to worry about that. You don’t strike me as a sub 😘
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All us sales sickos are cut from the same cloth, let’s be real here. 

You’re right. I’m more of a panini. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
Strongly disagree there. There are some colossal pussies on this forum and in sales in general. I vibe with the majority of the people on here, but I’m ashamed to be grouped in with plenty of others.
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Socialist, SJW, non-meritocratic, PC, cowards. Like the lunatic who went off on me about being a fake VP and a child 🤮
JDialz
Politicker
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Chief Operating Officer
Some are decidedly soft as baby shit.
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
Well Panini.  It’s official.  Noah got drunk at your Christmas party and forgot to build an Ark.  We literally don’t have any highways left, so I have to go through the US, unless they can get the roads back up in T-minus 23 days and counting.
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Doubtful.
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It looks brutal out there. Good luck. At least you’ll get to eat some American fast food. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
Yo Panini, for realz, is Glendale nice?

Calgary > Regina > Winnipeg > Madison, WI > Home sweet home
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The only Glendale I know of is in AZ and I haven’t spent enough time there to comment lol. 
NoSuperhero
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BDR LEAD
I'm saying...
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UrAssIsSaaS
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SaaS Eater
HES BAACK
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Oh boy
happy to disappoint
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
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SaaS Eater
Your username makes more sense by the day
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
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No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Clearly it runs in the family on the mother's side as he's here. 
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Oh boy
it's all about setting expectations!
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
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Account Executive
Take your upvote and get the fuck out lol
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Oh boy
im here to stay, bbyyyyyyy
Diablo
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Sr. AE
.eciN 😜
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
I fucking knew it. I knew Canadian cities couldn’t be dangerous. So much fake hype in this country.
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Bentley, Ferrari? Why not both?
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WR Officer
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lol u replied in a while new thread btw 

But yeah it’s all fake news. 

I don’t want the Ferrari to take up room the SLS and Jag F Type could, that’s why. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
2
VP of Sales
Dafaq. This app needs work.
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Wowwwwww. Ngl, I am impressed. I’m not even being sarcastical. The F type is nice, but the SLS is for insiders only. Respect 👏
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I don’t use the app lol it’s not great. 

I have phenomenal taste, what can I say? 👑 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
2
VP of Sales
I’m OCD about leaving web browser windows open, so I prefer to use an app. But this one gives me blood pressure issues.
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I’ll let you have that one. Where did you live in Van when you were here?
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Haha yeah that’s why I use a browser. It’s too frustrating. It’s best on desktop tbh 

Started over on Commercial then was near English Bay. Worked downtown and in Yaletown. Hung out in North Van a lot. Wya?
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
Just curious. Leaving forever, getting nostalgic about the places I haven’t seen or been in a while.
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Oh I meant where you at? What neighbourhood lol. I haven’t been to Van since I left years ago. Maybe I’ll go back to visit one day at some point but I’m in no rush. 

Before u leave: Spend time on the sea wall, in Stanley Park, Kits Beach, go sit in the middle of the city near the VAG (lol) plaza for a few min at night, ride the sea bus, go for some hikes on the North Shore, eat a bunch of sushi..those are the things I miss most. Oh and get stuck in disgusting traffic on the Lions Gate at least once more for ole times sake. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
2
VP of Sales
LG traffic suuucks. I love the bridge though. I live on SFU campus. Lived fking everywhere in this city though.
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I do like the Vag
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I’m afraid of tall bridges. Getting stuck on that bridge or the one to Kits sucked ass. I once walked over the one coming back from Kits and almost bawled my eyes out. Fuckin hated that. 

I only went in the VAG once but enjoyed chillin outside of it. Sometimes I listened to music. Sometimes I just people watched as there were always people going in and out of the VAG. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
2
VP of Sales
Haha awww, that’s adorable. That made me chuckle. I’m not laughing at your pain.. no I totally am, but only a little. Plus there’s a vegan cafe down the road that sold bomb ass “cheesecake”
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I too have only been to the VAG once, and I too hard to enjoy sitting in the square and people watching. Esp after really rough days in the office.
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The only things I’m afraid of are insects and failure.
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WR Officer
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Don’t. 😒 I don’t have any “normal” failures lol. Public speaking? Sign me up. The dark? Nah I like night time. Animals? I’m fearless. But I’m terrified of tall bridges, ladders, and the number that I gross vs net. 

Van has a lot of weirdos so the people watching is fab. Also a fan of the aesthetic downtown at night even if it is more than a bit soulless. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
2
VP of Sales
I will try not to 😉
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Normal fears are overrated, but you’re right. I forgot about tax. They literally take over a third of my money. Disgusting.
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People watching here is a pro sport. And I agree, I dig parts of downtown, but a lot of it is just square glass buildings. Granville is pretty cool. I love the vibe of old Toronto, it actually has some real history to it which is 👌
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The gov is the freakiest ghoul of all. I’ll be checking under my bed for the CRA tonight. 👀

If you like history and classic architecture then Toronto is def your vibe over Van. Van is new new. 

We have some beautifullll old neighbourhoods here. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
2
VP of Sales
I always hide in my closet after the tax return deadline, because I know I’ve been naughty.
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Reallyyy? I never knew that about.. there. Not that I know shit about the city. If you ask most Canadians there’s nothing between Vancouver and Toronto.
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I want to say I’ll stop and check it out but after 24 hours in a car I’m not sure I’m gonna be in the mood to enjoy myself. Also, the back pain will be probably be real.
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Haha. The best of the country is in between Van and TO if you ask me. 

Eh, don’t force it. (lol that’s what she said.) You’ll have a way better time visiting in the summer anyway. December is cold af in every province aside from BC lol. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
3
VP of Sales
Tbh, that’s a very interesting opinion. First person I’ve met to who’s said that. Safety considerations aside, I’m quite keen on making the drive within the country so I can see it. Because I’ve never been past the SK border.
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And don’t be so sure. My first job out of school, Sept-EoY I knocked doors in Fort St. John and Dawson Creek in Northern BC. -35 - -60 the entire time. There was a 5 week period where 24/7 the temp didn’t come above -40. Good times. I got PAID.
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I’ve never met a girl who didn’t want me to force it 😇
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It’s worth the drive 100%. I’ve been as far east as Montreal but drove thru the US to get there. One day I’ll make it to the Maritimes. 

ok ok I forgot people do live in northern BC and not all of you West coasters are soft in the weather tolerance game. Fair enough.

oh go away. I’m going to bed. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
I will do the maritimes in the near future. Halifax, PEI and NF, esp. I want to go to Land’s end.
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Haha I actually laughed so hard. Goodniiiight
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Oh boy
hope u maple syrup people slept well
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LOL I'm dead. Hi. Yes, I did sleep well thx for asking. Hbu?
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Oh boy
Not too bad. Ate a chicken pot pie from the grocery store at 10pm last night. Stared at my screen in a recreational fashion before I let my sweet sweet down pillow carry me to my dreamscape. 


7/10, better than not having chicken pot pies or recreational screens.
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Eating right before bed? I see you don't mind having fucked up dreams... 

I laid around listening to music for a bit, then put on my white noise machine because my neighbours were being loud and irritating and fell asleep to the sound of a crackling fire. Not bad. 8/10
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Oh boy
Fucked up dreams are free entertainment. No need to do drugs when your brain does it for you.

Sounds of a crackling fire? The neighbors annoyed you enough to commit arson, eh?
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I dream super vividly in the first place so weird dreams can rattle me for the rest of the day...I don't like the entertainment. 

Not this time, but if they keep their shit up they're going to take me to full on felony mode. Sometimes I sit there weighing the ROI of going upstairs, knocking on the door, and punching the guy right in the fucking face. :)
TheNegotiator
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VP of Sales
And she suggested I was a serial killer 😏
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It was a simple question...u know I gotta do my discovery properly...
SADNES5
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down voters are marketing spies
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InQ5WeTrust
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No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Ince. 
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Account Executive
lololol
Jewcan_Sam81
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Details? haha
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