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funcoupons
WR Officer
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Not getting fired.ย 
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
2
Bravado's Resident Asshole
Wait, you have this incentive too? I thought I was the only one.ย 
sales4lyf
Politicker
1
Business Development Manager
Wowzers, what a treat that must be!
Maximas
Tycoon
1
Senior Sales Executive
Agreed, lol!!
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
0
Sales Rep
Pretty serious stuff!
bartonmyfrench
Fire Starter
6
Account Executive II
Not having your co-founder call your cell asking where is this deal at? Lmfao I actually just hit 120% thank fucking baby jesus

sales4lyf
Politicker
1
Business Development Manager
Hahah love this! Big congrats, celebrate like mad!
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
๐ŸฆŠ
Additional kickers for exceeding quota.
hurtscuzimold
Opinionated
3
Dude abiding
Celebrating by immediately focusing on q3. After some whiskey of courseย 
CodyG43
Contributor
0
BDR
what brand is your go-to?

hurtscuzimold
Opinionated
0
Dude abiding
Jameson Blenders dog is the sipper and Johnny black is the chaser
sales4lyf
Politicker
0
Business Development Manager
Never off the clock, love it, enjoy the whiskey!
ragnarlothbrok
Politicker
2
Key account manager
sadly we have nothing in place, although i would love to see it. Sales team is too small (meaning me and 1 other lol)

sales4lyf
Politicker
1
Business Development Manager
Ah no way, well hopefully you can have your own celebration!ย 
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
2
War Room Enthusiast
The company I work for only offers commission, nothing else; I however celebrate my wins. Depending on how big what I do, I go from buying pizza for myself all the way to a weekend getaway with my girlfriend at a hotel to a random town close to my city.
sales4lyf
Politicker
3
Business Development Manager
Love that! Always good to reward yourself and put that commish in use!
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
0
War Room Enthusiast
Of course! If I don't who will am I right? How do you reward yourself?
sales4lyf
Politicker
1
Business Development Manager
Exactly! Pretty much the same, I love a fancy meal out when I have the money and when restrictions are lifted Iโ€™ll definitely be treating myself to some gig tickets!
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
0
War Room Enthusiast
That's awesome enjoy the tikets! hope the game is top notch as well!
Queenofsales
Politicker
2
Senior Recruitment Consultant
We have a meal out depending how much we over achieve as a team in the Q
sales4lyf
Politicker
2
Business Development Manager
Great incentive, creates good team morale as well!
Patbate
Politicker
1
Product Advisor
I get to show back up and stare at my cubicle wall and listen to my coworkers annoying laugh
sales4lyf
Politicker
1
Business Development Manager
Boyyy am I jealousย 
Patbate
Politicker
0
Product Advisor
Yeah, thatโ€™s what everyone says
SteakFrites
Contributor
1
Head of Sales and Account Management
PRICELESS
FarmingU
Politicker
1
Account Manager
WFH since March2020 so NO
sales4lyf
Politicker
1
Business Development Manager
Ah not idealย 
Gyro25
Notorious Answer
1
Account Executive
I got a pretty fat commison check that I'm sure is gonna get taxed up the ass around tax season. We're not doing anything, I'm still making dials and being told to fuck off by random Canadians. Workplace isn't doing anything since we're all remote and that in and of itself is a perk, so overall like @funcoupons I'm just grateful to still be employed.ย 
sales4lyf
Politicker
0
Business Development Manager
I hope you enjoy that commish and have some fun with it! But yeah I get what you mean, good to still be thriving in this weird timeย 
NoSuperhero
Politicker
1
BDR LEAD
Yeah there's plenty of that going around but sometimes days like monday and today where just a row of 50 calls of no answers. And one told me to F-Off because he's on vacation.
sales4lyf
Politicker
2
Business Development Manager
I feel thatย 
looper1010
Celebrated Contributor
1
Solutions Specialist
Extra $1k to everyone on the team if we hit a spiff targetย 
sales4lyf
Politicker
1
Business Development Manager
Decent, fingers crossed you're there!
sketchysales
Politicker
1
Sales Manager
Bonus and company bbq for having best half year in history.
sales4lyf
Politicker
0
Business Development Manager
Absolutely love this, congrats!
Blackwargreymon
Politicker
1
MDR
Not having your co-founder call your cell asking where is this deal at? Lmfao I actually just hit 120% thank fucking baby jesus
Clashingsoulsspell
Politicker
1
ISR
Additional kickers for exceeding quota.
Grimhelm
Politicker
0
Mid Market Account Executive
Nothing set in stone for a celebration, but we are looking at this upcoming Friday with joy because potential for us either not working at all or leaving early.
sales4lyf
Politicker
1
Business Development Manager
Leaving early is always a winner!
GDO
Politicker
0
BDM
We have nothing in place. So I m going to diner with the BD of another country.ย 
sales4lyf
Politicker
1
Business Development Manager
Awesome, enjoy!
SteakFrites
Contributor
0
Head of Sales and Account Management
12 bottles of wine from my Software Director to celebrate a successful H1 (new biz licence numbers hit, and 100% of H1 renewals secured; with some additional ProfServ projects secured for good measure)... No frantic refreshing of my inbox for me this time, THANK GOD.
sales4lyf
Politicker
0
Business Development Manager
I love this, sounds awesome! Enjoy!
AinslieStreet
Politicker
0
Sales Consultant
Well. Our VP just cut 1/3 of our team last week with no warning.ย 

... So we'll be celebrating by still being on payroll.ย 
MR.StretchISR
Politicker
0
ISR
Not having your co-founder call your cell asking where is this deal at? Lmfao I actually just hit 120% thank fucking baby jesus
Mr.Floaty
Politicker
0
BDR
Out of office up, Slack deleted from my phone. If you're calling me that means the world must be burning down.
Cyberjarre
Politicker
0
BDR
Out of office up, Slack deleted from my phone. If you're calling me that means the world must be burning down.

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