EX-TWITTER, FACEBOOK, GOOGLE

I know this topic has probably been covered before but I just need to rant about how much I HATE people on LinkedIn that include 'Ex Google' or 'Ex Twitter' on their profile


Like ok...? It's like people who dated celebrities before they got famous then try to sell their stories to a newspaper - literally no one cares



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1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
15
Sales
Thereโ€™s a lot of morons out there and most of them hit LinkedIn hard.ย 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
7
๐ŸฆŠ
Just spit coffee everywhere ๐Ÿ˜†
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
4
Sales
Itโ€™s a solid place for people to show how annoying they are. Brings out the worst/most annoying traits in people.ย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
๐Ÿ‘‘
That's social media in general.
PleaseAdvise
Executive
1
Account Executive
NBA TopShot is right. Iโ€™m working a deal rn, and the POC came from Google. Complete and utter moron.
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
3
Sales
How many times have they mentioned they were ex Google?ย 
PleaseAdvise
Executive
1
Account Executive
Only once, but we could tell it was a big deal (to him)
SlinginSoftware
Politicker
13
Account Executive
My favorite are the people that create an LLC and list themselves as the CEO... of a company with 1 employee.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
4
๐ŸฆŠ
Are you fucking with me? How have I missed this?!
Incognito
WR Officer
4
Master of Disaster
Hey! I did have my own business! I put owner/founder because its true!ย 

Oh, but CEO is dumb for an LLC. If they did an S corp, fine.ย 
TennisandSales
Politicker
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Head Of Sales
I have NO issue with "founder/owner" because that is the best way to describe you if you run a small business or a solo business.ย 


if I see someone say they are CEO of a 1 person business I immediately discredit them ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

Is that wrong of me??
Incognito
WR Officer
1
Master of Disaster
No
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
3
Rolling 20's all day
CEO/CFO/CRO/CIO/OWNER
and then hopefully they tack on Crypto-enthusiast.
Patbate
Politicker
2
Product Advisor
Hahaha see this eveeeeerrrrrrydayyyy. Actually saw this today and thought โ€œwtf are you the CEO of?โ€
sales4lyf
Politicker
0
Business Development Manager
I love to see that, takes a special kind of person to think that highly of themselvesย 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
7
โ˜•๏ธ
Ex-Dicks Sporting Goods, Ex-Dunkin Donuts, Ex-Pool Manager
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
๐Ÿ‘‘
Very impressive resume, are you interested in an exciting new opportunity???? I can't tell u what the OTE is but they do have kombucha on tap.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
3
โ˜•๏ธ
You had me at 'exciting'.
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
๐Ÿ‘‘
;)
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
3
VP of Sales
Tbh, Kahlua on tap would be dope.
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
2
VP of Sales
Ex-Assistant to the Regional Manager?

Jk I donโ€™t watch the office.
GDO
Politicker
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BDM
Lol I was thinking the same last week. A guy had ex-IBM in his LinkedIn line.ย 

he did a fucking internship for 3 months.ย 

I would never hire an idiot like that
sales4lyf
Politicker
2
Business Development Manager
Oh lord haha, poor guy really thought he done somethingย 
GDO
Politicker
1
BDM
I really think this will work against him.ย 
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
4
Rolling 20's all day
Should we all put "Ex-Linkedin" on our Bravado profiles?
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
๐Ÿ‘‘
How about Ex-Giving A Fuck
saaskicker
Celebrated Contributor
3
Enterprise AE
Ex-Gongย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
๐Ÿ‘‘
Ewwwย 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
2
VP of Sales
โ€œEx-Fuck-Giverโ€
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
๐Ÿ‘‘
That's me
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
๐Ÿ‘‘
Agreed. Such a wank.ย 
Sunbunny31
Politicker
3
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
How have I missed this trend?ย  ย 

Why is it a trend?
sugardaddy
Politicker
1
Head of Sales
Haha. Totally indeed!ย 
pizzasavage
Contributor
1
Account Executive, Partner/Client Success
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HappyGilmore
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Such an awful "flex" for someone to do on their profile.
TheOverTaker
Politicker
1
Senior Account Executive
LinkedIn is becoming a weirder place by the day
buckets1
Politicker
1
AE
Ex swiping student IDs at the Rec center. Shows Iโ€™m smart cuz I basically got paid to do my homework ๐Ÿ˜‚
Blackwargreymon
Politicker
1
MDR
My favorite are the people that create an LLC and list themselves as the CEO... of a company with 1 employee.
Clashingsoulsspell
Politicker
1
ISR
My favorite are the people that create an LLC and list themselves as the CEO... of a company with 1 employee.
dwightyouignorantsale
Politicker
0
Account Executive
Working at a company like that should not be a personality trait. Like itโ€™s a place you worked atโ€ฆ thatโ€™s that.
Mobi85
Politicker
0
Regional Sales Manager
Haha 100% correct
Diablo
Politicker
0
Sr. AE
This also goes with the college name. Many have their last name as MBA ๐Ÿ˜…
PleaseAdvise
Executive
0
Account Executive
But what they donโ€™t specify is when their company was bought by Google/FB/Twitter, and they never had to apply for a role at said company.
pretengineer
Politicker
0
Head of the crumpets
ex-Matthew, ex-Jim, ex-InsertNameHere
DatSaaS
Executive
0
Sales Executive
If your gonna brag about where you workED why didnโ€™t you stay there? ๐Ÿ˜‚
lilbiscuit
Member
0
Enterprise Account Manager
lol linkedin influencers are the funniest fucking people
nomdeguerre
Executive
0
Account executive
How about the people that write their LI profile in the 3rd person... like, Janice we know you don't have an assistant and wrote that shit yourself!
MR.StretchISR
Politicker
0
ISR
Thereโ€™s a lot of morons out there and most of them hit LinkedIn hard.
Mr.Floaty
Politicker
0
BDR
I got into a big disagreement with our head of marketing yesterday because he doesn't understand our ICP which is scary.
Cyberjarre
Politicker
0
BDR
It was wild, without going into all the juicy details I was a bit dumbfounded when he goes "x, I 100% disagree with you blah blah blah".
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