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Feeling PISSED

Hi all, I'm having a real tough day today and needed to come to you all for some advice.


I just went to the mens room to take a leak and what transpired next will never leave my brain. There are 2 urinals in our office and one of them was being used already, so we were off to a rocky start on this bathroom trip but I decided to push on and piss right next to another man.


This was a mistake. I should have known that my pee-shyness would kick in and paralyze my bladder with the presence of another man masculinely blasting the urinal next to me. I don't know what it is, but I just can't get the pee to come out when there's another dude next to me taking care of his business.


Does anyone else struggle with this? Any tricks to getting the pee to come out? Please help!

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Chep
WR Officer
+10
Business Development Team Lead
EYE CONTACT, EYE CONTACT, I REPEAT EYE CONTACT. No quicker way to get someone to stop their stream so you can start yours than by staring them down at the urinalπŸ‘€
SandwichMan
Catalyst
+7
BDR Team Lead
Lotta feedback suggesting the eye contact approach...will have to try! Thanks Chep
GDO
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BDM
Haha, I’m gonna try this πŸ˜…
CPfor3
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Business Development Representative
Assert your dominance. Stare him down in silence while you do your business and it will flow hard. Way harder than his. Let him know you're the big dawg at the urinals not the other way around
Whosaidit
Politicker
+6
Business Development Representative
Dip ur hand in the urinal to grab the scented paddy and start playing with it. Within 30 seconds you will be in go mode.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+11
Senior Account Executive
Men. Y'all are a RIOT. I know this has nothing to do with me yet I can't stop reading the responses πŸ˜†
funcoupons
WR Officer
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up in Fiji, under paddy
Right? Man I'm so happy we get private stalls...
cw95
Politicker
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Pricing Executive
Mate, happens to the best of us.
OpalTiddyChurger
Arsonist
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Funbags Enthusiast
Take all of your clothes off and make eye contact while peeing on his shoes.Β 
DungeonsNDemos
Politicker
+7
AE of B2B
You have to assert dominance and pee while standing a foot back from the urinal. Try for a perfect arc and then make eye-contact with whoever is peeing next to you. Then if they don't meet your gaze and they look down... they are getting a harassment complaint
inboundsalesrep
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+7
SDR
Just start making awkward small talk with the guy until he stops peeing then ruining his leak as well
Boutdamtime
Opinionated
+4
Client Executive
I usually just drop both my pants and boxers to my ankles like when I was 3 and everyone leaves the bathroom (even though I have a nice butt)
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