SandwichMan

BDR Team Lead

Feeling PISSED

Hi all, I'm having a real tough day today and needed to come to you all for some advice.

I just went to the mens room to take a leak and what transpired next will never leave my brain. There are 2 urinals in our office and one of them was being used already, so we were off to a rocky start on this bathroom trip but I decided to push on and piss right next to another man.

This was a mistake. I should have known that my pee-shyness would kick in and paralyze my bladder with the presence of another man masculinely blasting the urinal next to me. I don't know what it is, but I just can't get the pee to come out when there's another dude next to me taking care of his business.

Does anyone else struggle with this? Any tricks to getting the pee to come out? Please help!

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Chep

WR Officer

Bitcoin Adoption Specialist

EYE CONTACT, EYE CONTACT, I REPEAT EYE CONTACT. No quicker way to get someone to stop their stream so you can start yours than by staring them down at the urinal👀

SandwichMan

Catalyst

BDR Team Lead

Lotta feedback suggesting the eye contact approach...will have to try! Thanks Chep

GDO

Politicker

BDM

Haha, I’m gonna try this 😅

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

Men. Y'all are a RIOT. I know this has nothing to do with me yet I can't stop reading the responses 😆

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

Right? Man I'm so happy we get private stalls...

CPfor3

Opinionated

Business Development Representative

Assert your dominance. Stare him down in silence while you do your business and it will flow hard. Way harder than his. Let him know you're the big dawg at the urinals not the other way around

BmajoR

Arsonist

Account Executive

Take all of your clothes off and make eye contact while peeing on his shoes.

Whosaidit

Politicker

Business Development Representative

Dip ur hand in the urinal to grab the scented paddy and start playing with it. Within 30 seconds you will be in go mode.

cw95

Politicker

Sales Development Lead

Mate, happens to the best of us.

DungeonsNDemos

Big Shot

Rolling 20's all day

You have to assert dominance and pee while standing a foot back from the urinal. Try for a perfect arc and then make eye-contact with whoever is peeing next to you. Then if they don't meet your gaze and they look down... they are getting a harassment complaint

inboundsalesrep

Politicker

SDR

Just start making awkward small talk with the guy until he stops peeing then ruining his leak as well

Blackwargreymon

Politicker

MDR

Assert your dominance. Stare him down in silence while you do your business and it will flow hard.

Boutdamtime

Politicker

Client Executive

I usually just drop both my pants and boxers to my ankles like when I was 3 and everyone leaves the bathroom (even though I have a nice butt)

MR.StretchISR

Politicker

ISR

Honestly, this reminds me of the lad I brought up yesterday. When will people understand that their body is to be treated as a temple?

Clashingsoulsspell

Politicker

ISR

I suggest having him double up on the cheese sticks and slim jims. The sodium is high but the payout of having a nice salty shit eases the pain of having to double wipe.

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