CuriousFox
WR Officer
16
๐ŸฆŠ
Question:

What happens when the investor makes a bad investment? ๐Ÿค”
IndianaShep
Politicker
9
Director of Sales and Marketing
Itโ€™s the marketโ€™s fault, obviously.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
8
๐ŸฆŠ
HA! I mean, obvi.ย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
8
๐Ÿ‘‘
Anything BUT a spanking...
Chep
WR Officer
5
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
Then you panic sell and miss the gains when the stonk pumps afterwards๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
๐ŸฆŠ
YUPย 
CoorsKing
WR Officer
11
Retired King of the Coors Knights
These are the types of people that have an excel spreadsheet to track pros and cons of a restaurant before they go
funcoupons
WR Officer
8
๐Ÿ‘‘
They also ask to split an $18 plate of nachos six ways and hound their friends to Venmo their share weeks after the dinner took place.
goldenlazard
Politicker
1
Senior SDR
Canโ€™t stand people like this
paddy
WR Officer
5
Director of Business Development
Probably the type that go out of their way to leave a shitty Yelp review because they didn't get the view they wantedย ย 
TennisandSales
Politicker
9
Head Of Sales
every time i read a post like this all i hear in my mind is:ย 

"Oh GOOD FOR YOU!"ย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
7
๐Ÿ‘‘
Reading this made my thighs clamp together.

"Honeyyy, time to sit down for our money meeting! Where are we going to spend our $72.50 in spending allowance this week? Applebees or Chilis? I found a few dollars in the couch cushions so I'mma treat you to a side salad too!"

Why would I ever get married? My money meeting now:

me: hey coups, u have a lot of money because u are so fucking awesome
also me: hehe I know coups, we're perfect
me again: coups can I buy this?
hey look it me: yes, yes u can. buy two in fact. and have another drink.ย 
u know who: i love u coups
meeee: you too boo xoxo
paddy
WR Officer
5
Director of Business Development
Not everyone can have the black Amex honey. We're just blessed. And I have enough trust that you pay it off since you know where I keep the bags of cash, ya know, because I actually trust my spouse.
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
๐Ÿ‘‘
Yes, and if we're low on skrilla I can just hawk an intern to the black market. It's better if I deal with them directly, you upset them last time...

U wanna go buy a whole Chilis and set it on fire tonight? We can throw all the Bloomin Onions out the window of our Ferrari at people on the way home too.
paddy
WR Officer
3
Director of Business Development
You know I love a spontaneous Thursday date night! Just make sure to brief our legal team beforehand this time. They usually don't care since we're bulletproof but I don't want another bitchy email from them saying "why didn't you tell us you were burning down another middle class establishment beforehand?? I'm billing you double this month!" Whaaaatevverr man sure we'll give you heads up this time.
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
๐Ÿ‘‘
Ugh u know k hate these bitch ass lawyers. But ok. I donโ€™t want the LA County Sheriff to show up at our door at 3 am again. Really killed the mood. When I say I like banging and handcuffs I mean from U, not some fat guy at the door with a badge.ย 
paddy
WR Officer
2
Director of Business Development
Don't give me ideas for my next constume. Role play night is tomorrow....
funcoupons
WR Officer
1
๐Ÿ‘‘
Iโ€™ve been a bad bad coupsย 
CaneWolf
Politicker
4
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Hold up, Chiliโ€™s is awesome.
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
1
VP of Sales
Chilis fucking blows, who are you kidding?
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
1
VP of Sales
You know, this self talk reminds me a lot of my own, except without the hints of senility and megalomania
braintank
Politicker
5
Enterprise Account Executive
These people sound boring AF and live in the stone age.

What is the opportunity cost of spending an hour a week doing all this manually. You can automate all this shit.
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
๐Ÿ‘‘
because they have nothing else to talk about at dinner
Sunbunny31
Politicker
3
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
That is the saddest part.ย  Highlight of the week:ย  the weekly money meeting and holding each other accountable!
JustGonnaSendIt
Politicker
5
Burn Towns, Get Money
I see all these posts about weekly cash flow analysis. Am I the only one on here that thinks people that actually make the big bucks don't get paid weekly?

Monthly is the way to budget if you're able. Unless you're paying for your housing weekly as well...

Shit, with how long my sales cycles are and my delay in commission (plus fuckups in accounting and sales ops) I'm barely able to run a quarterly budget that's worth anything.
CaneWolf
Politicker
3
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
I know zero people who get paid weekly.
NotCreativeEnough
Big Shot
0
Professional Day Ruiner
yep. I pay my bills monthly, therefore my budget is monthly. Also, I'm an adult and not a child. I don't need to give myself an "allowance" for the week. I know if I can afford something or not.ย 
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
4
SaaS Eater
I hate myself for reading this
Sunbunny31
Politicker
4
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Weekly budget meetings make me visualize a couple scraping together whatever they were able to get their hands on and making a plan on a pull-out formica table in their old trailer to figure out which bills they will be able to pay and still be able to eat.

It sadly screams of desperation rather than accomplishment.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
7
๐ŸฆŠ
Yup. Also, I ain't trusting the one that said "...and I invest it."

Yeah, into your private account. ๐Ÿ‘€
Sunbunny31
Politicker
1
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Into Top Ramen.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
1
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Lest any of you think I'm dumping on the poor, I'm not.ย  ย This is familiar territory.ย ย 

Let me tell you about my Nana's war time recipes that she NEVER got past.ย  ย Many involve SPAM.
IndianaShep
Politicker
3
Director of Sales and Marketing
The formatting of the pictured post hurts my tendies. I cannot even focus on the content.
Pachacuti
Politicker
3
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Sounds like they drive matching silver Volvos
Justatitle
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
I think the intent here is to share how to strategize on finances and the majority of people are bad at this. The way this reads though is "I am better than you and I know it"
justatopproducer
Politicker
1
VP OF SALES -US
Wasting your Saturday about how to save and where to put your money sounds like a waste of a Saturday. Iโ€™d much rather take 10% and pay someone to do it better for me and have my Saturday off or doing anything else than budget, bills, and investing ideaโ€™s.
Sex comes after they deposit their funds and allocate the spending for next weeks boring ass life Iโ€™m sure
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
1
๐Ÿ”ชAmateur Butcher๐Ÿ”ช
Who TF tracks weekly income? They work at Starbucks or something??
paddy
WR Officer
3
Director of Business Development
The same people who rat out their neighbors to the HOA board for not getting approval before painting their fence.
countingmyinterest
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Wait until they hear about mint.com...
LordBusiness
Politicker
1
Chief Revenue Officer
These are the same type of people who post when they do something kind of make a donation to charity. I always want to just respond with โ€œoh good for youโ€
souwfby425
0
Local Sales Director
I read that as Iโ€™m poor so either way I hate them.
10XQLA
Politicker
0
Medical Sales Assassin
Grossly Unrealistic!!!!