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For our loyal stans

Hey friends,


Thanks for tuning in this fine Wednesday morn. Boy, do we have a little hump day treat for you…


We are VERY excited to launch our first-ever COMMISSION STORE FLASH SALE , starting NOW! ⚡️ Select items will be OVER 50% OFF.


Here’s what to look out for:

  • '100% Savage' Tote Bag
  • War Room-Branded Titleist Golf Ball Set
  • 'I Talk Good for a Living' and 'I <3 Fat Checks' License Plate Holders 
  • 'When Sales Makes You Cry' Tissue Box


This sale will only last a day, so hop on over to the store while supplies last!


We also have a few new gems for you…


EDIT: THE CALENDAR IS NOW SOLD OUT. Introducing: the Limited Edition Bravado x Corporate Bro x Overheard Sales 2022 Calendar. With a beautiful array of memes, masterfully photoshopped works of (Corp) art, and 90’s motivational poster aesthetics, this is a calendar you'll actually want to use. There are only 15 left and they won’t be remade…ever, so it’s your last chance to snag one. Plus they’re only 22 Commission points. 🏃‍♀️


We're also dropping a limited amount of our super chic, matte black Bravado-branded Lululemon yoga mats. Get your yogi on in elite Bravado style. Only 7 left!!


And finally...we’re thrilled to bring Cheeterz Club into the fold with their super sexy and hyper-functional Kingsley blue light glasses. They're comfy, lightweight, and will save you from headaches while racking up the compliments. TL;DR they're 🔥. And we're offering them in both Tortoise Shell and Black.

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Oh! And if you didn’t notice, the Yeti mugs are back in stock ;) 



Okay, now we’re done. Today's the day to hit us UP in the Commission Store! Can't wait to see what you get 🤝

🏹 War Room
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CoorsKing
WR Officer
6
Retired King of the Coors Knights
Lol, the Titleists are on sale?@GeneralCorpmust be losing too many balls again ;)  
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
5
Account Executive
Calendar acquired.
Thatsalesdude
Politicker
4
Account Executive
Holy I want those golf balls
Thatsalesdude
Politicker
7
Account Executive
Update: I got the golf balls
Thatsalesdude
Politicker
2
Account Executive
Update on the update: I got 3 packs of golf balls now.
Beans
Big Shot
4
Enterprise Account Executive
How can I say no to that calendar....
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
3
🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
My thoughts exactly...
SaaSyBee
Politicker
3
Founder
Yesssss! That calendar is a steal. Grabbed the tote too.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
🦊
I should yoga. I won't, but I totally should. 
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
👑
I MUST yoga. I won’t but I MUST. 
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Thank you!
nemix
Politicker
2
SDR
Buying the i talk good plate holder for the vette.
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
2
Bravado's Resident Asshole
WELL, I got my calendar hahaha 
Diablo
Politicker
2
Sr. AE
Awesome deals! thanks for sharing
JJASBE
Catalyst
1
Director, Solutions Sales
😞
Thesamiam13x
Celebrated Contributor
1
Sales
Im saving for that rolex hahaha
eljefe
Executive
1
Senior Account Executive
Saving up for the Rolex, thanks though ;)!
godpull54
Praised Answer
1
PDR
I saw a dog grooming place with the same logo/name in Austin TX yesterday. What’s up with that ?
procurementdevil
Politicker
1
AE
pushing for the yoga mat
Pachacuti
Politicker
1
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
loved the calendar...thanks!
AssistantToTheRegional
Politicker
0
Enterprise Account Executive
So CRUSHED I missed the calendar
amyhyoung
Politicker
0
Vp ops
Download the app to get the next notification in real time🙂
AssistantToTheRegional
Politicker
0
Enterprise Account Executive
I have the app, I must not have notifications on
transGLUKator
Politicker
0
Sales Pal
Thank you!
Mr.Pickles
Arsonist
0
Sr. Customer Success Manager
and it's gone
Jewcan_Sam81
Politicker
0
Account Executive
I’m really late to this party, god damn it 😔
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