Fortune Cookie Fortunes 14, 15 & 16 - the Monday edition

MIssed putting these out on Friday because I actually had some work that needed to happen, but sage advice and good wishes are never out of place:


The most direct approach isn't always the best.

True. Know your audience.


You will become an accomplished writer.

Critical for successful outbounding and communication. Not to mention salient posts here at the War Room. May be a bit aspirational, however.


And finally, the one we ALL need this week:

You will be showered with good luck.



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antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
getting a good luck shower is better than a golden shower. Thank you for the fortune.
Filth
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
Depending on the translation and your attitude they could be the same thing?
oldcloser
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I cannot endorse this message. Same with yellow snow- not a bad alternative in a pinch.
jefe
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Amen, thought the same.

Although I must say shower with coupz would be even better. Amirite @CuriousFox !? ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ
CuriousFox
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Sunbunny31
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lowhangersalesbanger
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Account Executive
"Seras feliz social y profesionalmente" - Fortune cookie I got last week having lunch. I haven't bothered to google what it means.
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Funny thing is, this batch I have has French on the other side. Which is different. No, I didnโ€™t get them in Canada.
jefe
Arsonist
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We have French on the back of all of ours, but 99.9999% of them are from Wing's. They also make soy sauce and plum sauce packets.
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
I expect French in Canada. I admit to being surprised with it at an SF company.
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
And it's "you will be happy personally and professionally" or close to that. Not a bad wish!
Pachacuti
Politicker
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
hmmm.. not as funny "in bed" this round... I'm sad
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Last time was amazing. I did think the first one here was good, though.
Diablo
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Sr. AE
Good luck is much needed :) ๐Ÿ€
Gasty
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War Room Community Manager
Always looking forward to this!!

The fortune cookies are becoming wiser and wiser.


Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Also kinder. We could all use a pick-me-up!
pirate
Big Shot
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Account Executive
You will be showered with luck too!
RandyLahey
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Account Executive
Fucking eh. I love these, can you turn this into a weekly series Queen?
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Iโ€™m eating my way through the pack I got at the Golden Gate Fortune Cookie Factory, so I think I can accommodate this request for a while. Or until they get stale.
RandyLahey
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Account Executive
Few things slap as hard as an MSG-filled Chinese Buffet.
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Our Chinese buffet closed years ago. I miss it! Such nice people ran it. But they retired. So it goes!
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