Fortune Cookie Fortunes - 20, 21, 22

It's been a week, I'm still digging through my email and vm trying (vainly) to catch up, and a girl is tired. But, not too tired to forgo munching on some wisdom-dispensing cookies and sharing the advice.


Give a hug to someone who needs one more than you.

Hmmmm. Coincidentally, I'm going through mandatory sexual harassment training right now online for work, and this seems extremely inappropriate in the workplace. That said, I am tired because I took the first few days of the week off to take the long drive back to college with my son and move him into his apartment. Hugs were a must. Lesson: take care of family! It's important.


Keep in touch with your feelings.

I'm getting all kinds of personal advice from the cookies this week. Yes, taking care of life outside of work is critical for overall wellbeing. You're not getting through Q3 without taking care of yourself.


You will receive praise for a job well done.

As an overly cynical sales rep, my "praise" comes in the forms of first, a contract, followed by a commission check. Verbal approval is nice, but only goes so far...although it beats the alternative!


Happy Selling, Savages. Have a great weekend.



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Pachacuti
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
I love the role-plays involved in sexual harassment training. Me and the wife have fun for days with all the new techniques.
oldcloser
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Baasahahahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚
Sunbunny31
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Youโ€™ve used them as the start of a porn filmโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚
oldcloser
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Mandatory sexual harassment training? Iโ€™d think youโ€™d have it mastered by now. Hereโ€™s refresher: Just force-share some of that pre-swallowed fortune cookie mush right there in yer mouf with the dude in the next cube. Instant pass. ๐Ÿ‘
Sunbunny31
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The joys of working in tech companies - online training for how not to be an ass in the workplace (seriously, how hard is it to just be nice and MYOB?) and how to not get bribed by foreign government officials (kickbacks are bad, y'all). Done for at least a year.
oldcloser
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A graduate!!!!
Sunbunny31
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The proud holder of many, many certificates.
Gasty
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This weekโ€™s fortune cookies are hitting the spot(this doesnโ€™t count as sexual harassment).
Sunbunny31
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Iโ€™m not going to be the one to ask HR. ๐Ÿ˜‰
lowhangersalesbanger
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Account Executive
Watch your mouth and donโ€™t touch anyone isnโ€™t really that hard is it?
jefe
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You'd think so, but sadly not the case.

Especially when booze is involved.
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