Fortune cookie fortunes - 3

I felt this one.

Procrastination is the fear of success.
๐Ÿ˜ƒ Fun
๐Ÿฑ Off-Topic
๐Ÿ’ฉ Shitpost
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oldcloser
Arsonist
2
๐Ÿ’€
Yes, this one annoys me
Sunbunny31
Arsonist
1
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
It hit me too close to home.
Justatitle
Tycoon
2
Account Executive
Why Confucius have to hit so hard
BTQ
Politicker
2
Fractional SDR
Damn this is a good shitpost/fortune cookie
Sunbunny31
Arsonist
1
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
I totally felt it.
HVACexpert
Politicker
1
sales engineer
I am pretty sure it was specifically meant for me, and they need to stop putting my business in the street like this.
Sunbunny31
Arsonist
1
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
I kind of took it personally as well.
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
1
ERP Sales
Great quote! Worthy of a post-it note on the monitor to remind yourself
boredAnti
Tycoon
1
That One Guy
If I had this in front of me every day, Iโ€™d punch a koala and throw my computer.
Sunbunny31
Arsonist
1
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
See, procrastination right there!
boredAnti
Tycoon
1
That One Guy
I think procrastination is acceptable when it comes to violence. Keep putting it off ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
Sunbunny31
Arsonist
1
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
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pirate
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
Ha! Nice one
ThatNewAE
Big Shot
0
Account Executive - Mid enterprise
And of failure.
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