Friday LinkedIn Cringe

There is nearly nothing worse than an employed person trying to tell those unemployed or recently laid off that they should act like bees.

buzz buzz, this is gonna sting.

If you have a job, and have the means to help others through referrals or direct introductions, you are empowered to be impactful for others. If you do nothing then you are a scumbag. Help your fellow sales pros and get them saddles with heavy quotas. We all know we are happier under the gun.






🎯 Career Development
☂️ Layoffs
🙏 Mental Wellness
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sketchysales
Politicker
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Sales Manager
Clearly never been laid off himself.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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☕️
He thinks he’s a hero for creating a HubSpot Alumni network site for those laid off over the past couple of months. Meanwhile some of the titles laid off are open roles.
Gyro25
Notorious Answer
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Account Executive
Clearly never been laid either..
Mobi85
Politicker
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Regional Sales Manager
The only response that I could fathom to the diarrhea of the mouth that Lance just typed out is "Cool Story, Bro".

I just can't fathom how he typed that out and thought "this is a great idea to post this, I am so philosophical."
starson
Good Citizen
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Senior Sales Manager
I think he asked ChatGPT to write a post and didn't read it himself...only logical explanation to this senseless dribble...
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Director of Sales
spot on :)
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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🦊
Marketing.
punishedlad
Tycoon
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🧙‍♂️
What exactly is he trying to say here?
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
3
☕️
The idea that laid off people should band together to take shelter is absurd. The mortgages, car payments, insurance premiums, daycare bills, etc, can’t be paid through a beehive made of broken humans.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
What a crappy analogy.

Are all those laid off sales bees supposed to go swarm some company, take over, and get jobs?
coletrain
Politicker
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Account Executive
What? Is he trying to be David Attenborough or something?

More like his brother Richard because like the dinos of Jurassic Park, this is pie in the sky.
detectivegibbles
Politicker
3
Sales Director
What the hell is wrong with people?

In the time spent making this post, you could have commented on 2-3 posts that were hiring and giving unemployed connections some exposure.
DonJuanQuixote
Contributor
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BDR
Absurd pseudo-intellectual dribble. Maybe he should go kick a bee's nest instead of writing terrible advice?
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
3
Sales Rep
Then this comment has +1k Likes, LinkedIn is a different world
Maximas
Tycoon
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Senior Sales Executive
Totally true!

We shall all stand together when the wind blows, as no one is really outta the way of the storm if not now it could be tomorrow.

And I guess that was one of the reasons why helpful platforms like Bravado was created in the first place!
HVACexpert
Politicker
3
sales engineer
kind of annoyed I wasted the time to read his comment.
HappyGilmore
Politicker
3
Account Executive
What a load of word salad Jonathan tossed out there.
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
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Account Executive
Oh boy
Fenderbaum
Politicker
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Retired Choirboy🪕
Mr. Massengil himself.
Diablo
Politicker
2
Sr. AE
BS analogy, Marketing once again
TennisandSales
Politicker
1
Head Of Sales
wait......what the fuck is his point?
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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He doesn’t have one. He spends a lot of his day commenting drivel.
TennisandSales
Politicker
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Head Of Sales
🤮
GDO
Politicker
1
BDM
i think he means well but does not have the social skills
FoodForSales
Politicker
1
AE
both those guys are tools
ventox35
Politicker
1
Sales Leader
props for creativity! very tyler durden-esque....but also, stupid
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Mid Market Account Executive
hahahahaha
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Saw this during my morning LI scroll

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