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Frivolous Friday Question

You can't work in sales anymore, and you are forced to be a parcel delivery driver.

Who are you working for?
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CoorsKing
WR Officer
+13
King of the Coors Knights
Bike courier. I’m going to have quads that rival Lance fucking Armstrong, only I’ll still have both nuts
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
+10
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
Damn, but do you get an ergonomic saddle to keep that BME comfy?
CoorsKing
WR Officer
+13
King of the Coors Knights
Padded shorts, ergo saddle, and full suspension. I’m the Dan Atherton of mail delivery
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RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
+8
Amateur Butcher
@BigMeechΒ that joke was well below the belt... and Im here for it πŸ˜‚
UrAssIsSaaS
Politicker
+8
SaaS Eater
USPS so I can just cash checks, not work, and blame the govt when your package shows up 6 months late
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+13
Senior Account Executive
HA!!!! I picked USPS for those reasons too!
UrAssIsSaaS
Politicker
+8
SaaS Eater
Great minds Fox, great minds!Β 
Mooney
Tycoon
+13
Director of Sales
Absolutely....then a nice pensionΒ 
Rachet
Politicker
+6
Account executive
Don't they get Federal Benefits too?Β 
UrAssIsSaaS
Politicker
+8
SaaS Eater
Sure do!Β 
funcoupons
WR Officer
+12
that's queen coups to u
Bike courier, gotta burn off the beer calories somehow.
TheNegotiator
Politicker
+7
VP of Sales
I thought you only drink Kahlua.. my day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable
funcoupons
WR Officer
+12
that's queen coups to u
Honey child, I’m sales. I’ll drink gin brewed in a rusty bath tub.Β 
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CuriousFox
WR Officer
+13
Senior Account Executive
Not the fuck FedEx they have royally pissed me off today. Why you gotta be marking a package as delivered when you haven't delivered it? Hmm FedEx??? HMMMMM??????? πŸ˜†
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
+10
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
Oh, since I can't answer my own poll: FedEx all the way.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+13
Senior Account Executive
You're entering my circle of hell.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
+10
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
I'm here to put the fires out!
UserNotFound
Politicker
+10
Mid Market Manager
UPS- I think I’d look good in brown tbh and no fucking way I’m riding a bike all over this god forsaken town.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
+10
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
I don't think I'd be a bike courier in my city, either.
Do.it.for.the.checks
Politicker
+7
Account Executive
Bike courier so I can run my own business. Give me 6 months that shit is gonna rival Amazon
cw95
Politicker
+6
Sales Development Lead
Pedal to the metal ay.
DrunkenArt
Politicker
+7
Sales Representative
FedEx. Only reason is people will have extremely low job performance expectations.Β 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+13
Senior Account Executive
I'm watching you.
TheNegotiator
Politicker
+7
VP of Sales
UPS so I can be a professional failure, and nobody will expect more.
goose
Politicker
+12
Sales Executive
BIKES!
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sickofthetoxic
Politicker
+7
down voters are marketing spies
FedEx... You're either 3 months in/out or a 25yr+ vet who loves their job beyond belief.Β 

No brainer.Β 
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sellingsellssold
Politicker
+7
SDR
Def on the bike all the wayΒ 
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
+8
Amateur Butcher
FedEx driver always seem super happy though, wonder what the benefit package looks like πŸ€”
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