Fuck a PO, Fuck a Piss Test

Does your current employer drug test you?

Does your current employer drug test you?

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ColdCallFartBoy
Celebrated Contributor
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Business Development Representative
Probably shouldn't have tried a lil bit of crack last weekend
BusterMcDialRipper
Politicker
11
Director of Dials
WHAT A FUCKIN POLL LFG @ColdCallFartBoy 
linkedinconnectmaster
Politicker
7
CEO
this is a great comment
linkedinconnectmaster
Politicker
9
CEO
no they don't
deathbysales
Politicker
3
Vice President, Sales
Sales people are some of the biggest degenerates. Any company drug testing sales people are really limiting their talent pool. 
NotInterested
Catalyst
2
Business Development Manager
They asked me to take one. They never tested me... Not sure why? But they were supposed to and forgot. Win for me. Other sales jobs I was hired for I was not tested for either. 
Rallier
Politicker
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SDR Manager and Consultant
For 99% of sales jobs it's unnecessary. I could see it with med device sales or some other type of health related product
JC10X
Politicker
2
Senior Sales Manager
Using wife's pee on my next one lol 
TheRealPezDog
Notable Contributor
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Account Manager
Narrator: "And that's how he found out that his wife was using methamphetamine on a fairly regular basis."
NoSuperhero
Politicker
1
BDR LEAD
I feel you, and yeah its a lotta bs. Been there thone that and it ain't cool.
SandwichMan
Catalyst
1
BDR Team Lead
Private sector for lyfe
Sgt_Trollingham
Valued Contributor
1
Business Development Director
Trick question... they test to see if you do drugs, because if you don't... GTFO!
Blackwargreymon
Politicker
1
MDR
They asked me to take one. 
TheSolicitorGeneral
Politicker
0
Small Market AE
Haven't been drug tested for my current job. I also don't do drugs, so I don't have strong feelings about it either way lol
FarmingU
Politicker
0
Account Manager
No
CuriousFox
WR Officer
0
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I had one before I was hired. Which I failed. All I had to do was submit a pic of my Rx and all was fine.

I see this as an outdated process.
Gyro25
Notorious Answer
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Account Executive
I'm remote. What are they gonna do, go through my bathroom for meds and ask for my prescriptions..
CCP
Opinionated
0
VP, Business Development
I've never heard of a sales person needing a piss test and I've sold to the defence sector where a security clearance was necessary. Seems odd to me. 
UserNotFound
Politicker
0
Account Executive
Never, but my boss loves edibles and has been known to take 'performance enhancing drugs' after a bender to keep up with the team. So I don't see if coming down the pipe anytime soon either.
TheRealPezDog
Notable Contributor
0
Account Manager
I get the 'fuck a piss test' part but what do you have against PO's?  I'm ALL about those PO's, keepem' coming clients! 
ColdCallFartBoy
Celebrated Contributor
9
Business Development Representative
(It's a Juicy J reference)
CaneWolf
Politicker
0
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
I’ve only ever been tested once and that was due to an acquisition. If they were testing for weed, I would’ve just told them I was gonna fail and put the ball in their court.
sales7
Politicker
0
Commercial Product Enablement
I've never heard of this happening ever in europe
Trident22
Good Citizen
0
Territory Sales Manager
HR talked about implementing one at one point but it got shot down real quick. 
NorthernSalesGuru
Politicker
0
Manager, Outbound Sales
LMFAO my whole sales org would be out of a job….
GDO
Politicker
0
BDM
My companie’s hq is near Amsterdam. Think I said enough 😅
Clashingsoulsspell
Politicker
0
ISR
Stress can be positive for sure, but it can also take a toll on a person esp if it seems like its just added to the pile. Congrats on hitting your goal!
Error32
Politicker
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ISR
Stress I would say no. I work better under pressure to get things done, but not stress. I would say it's a fine line but you need to compartmentalize them.
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