Funniest Prospecting Rejections

We all get denied daily. It happens. I think the all of the rejection drives me to be more successful. But, there are a few rejection that stand out from others.

What is the funniest/craziest rejection that you have ever gotten?

My best was a checklist that the prospect took the time to create and check off just to deny me. The list includes humbrags about how he already had season tickets for the NFL, had better taste in wine than I could ever send, and the list goes on.

I ended up printing it out and created a wall of rejection where the team could put the best responses/rejections.