Funny Friday: What was the funniest, weirds, nuttiest thing that happen to you this week?

Preferably something from sales to keep it relatable across the platform, but all entertaining stories will be gladly read and enjoyed.

🐱 Off-Topic
😂 Sales Humor
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CoorsKing
WR Officer
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Retired King of the Coors Knights
Yesterday’s threads discussing Paddy’s appearance, the Hot or Not pageant for today, and the new Corporate Brew distribution team. 

Nothing funny in my actual job, I quit this week so lots of offboarding shit to do.
paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
Yesterday was a bizarre day indeed. I found love so that was wild @funcoupons 
funcoupons
WR Officer
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We found love in a soulless place <3
Telehealth_2the_Moon
Notable Contributor
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Director of Business Development
Agreed, yesterday was THE highlight of the War Room so far!
funcoupons
WR Officer
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👑
Yesterday I was talking to a prospect I've been chasing for months and asked if he's talking to any competitors. He said no, he's appreciated my follow ups and approach and is letting me take the reigns.

I was feeling cheeky and said "Ah, we're dating exclusively then?" Man I'm glad that didn't land badly because it was a risky move.

Also special mentions to yesterday's posting bonanza, some of the most entertaining threads in the WR thus far.
Telehealth_2the_Moon
Notable Contributor
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Director of Business Development
Haha that's pretty good, it's great when a risky joke lands, one because its fun and two now you know you can make more of them!
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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🦊
Oof nothing funny happened this week. I spent the last two days stirring up shit with ops and management.  The wrath of fox was unleashed yesterday. 

I did enjoy catching up in the threads in here last night though. 
Telehealth_2the_Moon
Notable Contributor
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Director of Business Development
Nothing quite like coming in like a wrecking ball with ops and management!
HappyGilmore
Politicker
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Account Executive
I'm a new AE on my team and still building pipe. 
During our team meeting this week my manager was wrapping up the forecast part of our call said "awesome work everyone".
Naturally after that my coworker on this team (also really good friend) slacks me on the side and jokingly says "except for you lol".

It took damn near everything in me to not bust out laughing over zoom.
GDO
Politicker
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BDM
I got drunk with our GM this week. Was fun. 
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