Give me a pickup line for a sales VP

let's say I've researched a company I want to work for. I connect with the VP on LinkedIn and now I want to shoot them a message to get them to consider me. 

what should I say? 
🧠 Advice
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antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
4
Bravado's Resident Asshole
Be a normal human and have a conversation. Ask for an introduction.
jefe
Arsonist
0
🍁
Yup. Best not to overthink.

Or just use @Pachacuti's first suggestion...
CuriousFox
WR Officer
4
🦊
Come right out and ask about the position.
Pachacuti
Politicker
4
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
You asked...

"Do you like Sales?Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place"

"I make cold calls all day, but if you give me yours it will be a hot-call"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I can get you a great deal on <whatever they sell>!”

“Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day, along with the fear that I won’t hit my bonus.”

“I didn’t know that angels could fly so low or that sales quotas could be so high!”

KB_FarmerType
Opinionated
0
Strategic Sales
Your legs must be tired…. I am stealing that
saaskicker
Celebrated Contributor
1
Enterprise AE
dig through your network, find someone this VP would want to sell to, offer to provide a warm intro in exchange for a warm intro to the hiring manager.
ThatNewAE
Big Shot
1
Account Executive - Mid enterprise
I did this in my current company. I just asked if they are hiring / looking for fresh hires. I also mention that I'm interested in working with the _____ company, so what do they think about this.

Simple. It worked.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Might be good to add what it is about the company that makes you want to work there.
ThatNewAE
Big Shot
1
Account Executive - Mid enterprise
Yes, that’s a good idea !
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
0
Sales Rep
Are you applying for a role he is the Hiring Manager for?
Randy_the_Intern
0
Regional Account Manager
No
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
0
Sales Rep
Would recommend the message commenting on their posts, if they havent posted maybe send something you like on their website.

I would mention you would think it would be great to work there
DevSomeBiz
Valued Contributor
0
Senior B2B Sales Guy.
Find their phone number and call. Start a simple conversation. Introduce who you are and why you're calling, and see where it goes. This isn't rocket surgery.
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