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Give us your best dad jokes!

  • "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"
  • "I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."
  • "Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school."
  • "What do you call a poor Santa Claus?" "St. Nickel-less."
  • "Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"


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bamageorge
Celebrated Contributor
+9
International Sales Director
Which knight invented King Arthurโ€™s Round Table? Sir Cumference.
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
+9
WR Enthusiast
that was preety good!
paddy
WR Officer
+11
Account Executive
What did 50cent do when he got hungry?

58...


Can you point me to the door please?
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
+9
WR Enthusiast
on spot!
paddy
WR Officer
+11
Account Executive
Thank u my son
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bamageorge
Celebrated Contributor
+9
International Sales Director
Why donโ€™t oysters donate to charity? Because theyโ€™re shellfish.
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
+9
WR Enthusiast
wow... xD
bamageorge
Celebrated Contributor
+9
International Sales Director
Whatโ€™s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you canโ€™t tuna fish.
Jackywaky
Arsonist
+9
Senior AM
there โ†’ exit is that way haha
bamageorge
Celebrated Contributor
+9
International Sales Director
hahaha I feel sorry for myself.ย 
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Jackywaky
Arsonist
+9
Senior AM
knock knock
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
+9
WR Enthusiast
Who is there?
Jackywaky
Arsonist
+9
Senior AM
Deisy
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bamageorge
Celebrated Contributor
+9
International Sales Director
What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
+9
WR Enthusiast
get out! xD

Lenca
Politicker
+3
BDR
This one was the worst, Love it!
bamageorge
Celebrated Contributor
+9
International Sales Director
I'll let myself outย 
Rallier
Politicker
+10
Account Executive
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
+9
WR Enthusiast
Any more?ย 

loved it!
AlphaCharlie
Politicker
+5
Account executive
"Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!

"If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?"
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
+9
WR Enthusiast
Hahaha thatโ€™s gold!!
AlphaCharlie
Politicker
+5
Account executive
Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together
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No_ty
Catalyst
+6
Sales Dir.
Ok boomer xD
Jackywaky
Arsonist
+9
Senior AM
lol
EH20
Politicker
+3
Manager
Why do Norwegian submarines have barcodes on them?

So when they return to port they can Scan-da-navy-in.ย 
Lenca
Politicker
+3
BDR
"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot."

"What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?" "Yellow!"
poweredbycaffeine
WR Officer
+9
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
CoorsKing
WR Officer
+12
King of the Coors Knights
I am thinking it is about time for another "please use the search bar" post...
GDO
Politicker
+7
BDM
Was thinking the same.ย 
southernfriedsales
Opinionated
+8
Senior AE & Business Owner
What did you call a fish with no eyes?

A Fshhhhhhhhhhhh
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
+9
WR Enthusiast
Hahaha gold
GDO
Politicker
+7
BDM
These crack me up everytime.ย 
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
+9
WR Enthusiast
Have some of your own?
GDO
Politicker
+7
BDM
Mine are all in Dutch.ย 
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Fa
Fab1577
Inside Sales Rep
Having become a dad recently, I've been practicing! :D

Why did the Pony ask for a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse!
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
+9
WR Enthusiast
Hahaha niiice, have any more?
AlphaCharlie
Politicker
+5
Account executive
do you?
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Lenca
Politicker
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BDR
"My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!"

ย "How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut."

ย "Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up."
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
+9
WR Enthusiast
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows

Lenca
Politicker
+3
BDR
"Where do boats go when they're sick?" "To the boat doc." "I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady."
lilcarrot
Team Lead, Sales Development
what did the lawyer get for Christmas?


A new Law-suit ha!ย 
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
+9
WR Enthusiast
Hahaha wow...
looper1010
Celebrated Contributor
+13
Account Executive
Wht did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with!
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
+9
WR Enthusiast
"Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends."ย 

"If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?" "An iWitness."
Lu
Luisma
Contributor
Outsourcing Manager
"How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut."
"Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up."
Lenca
Politicker
+3
BDR
Gold!
cw95
Politicker
+6
Pricing Executive
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they Lactose.ย 
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
+9
Exec Director, Major Accounts
Why does everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? Because heโ€™s a real fungi
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