Kinonez

War Room Enthusiast

Celebrated Contributor

Give us your best dad jokes!

"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"
"I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."
"Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school."
"What do you call a poor Santa Claus?" "St. Nickel-less."
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"

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bamageorge

Celebrated Contributor

11

International Sales Director

Which knight invented King Arthur’s Round Table? Sir Cumference.

Kinonez

Celebrated Contributor

8

War Room Enthusiast

that was preety good!

Flippinghubs

Opinionated

3

Account Executive

this is jokes

paddy

WR Officer

10

Director of Business Development

What did 50cent do when he got hungry?

58...

Can you point me to the door please?

Kinonez

Celebrated Contributor

9

War Room Enthusiast

on spot!

paddy

WR Officer

5

Director of Business Development

Thank u my son

Kinonez

Celebrated Contributor

6

War Room Enthusiast

"Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up."

bamageorge

Celebrated Contributor

9

International Sales Director

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

Kinonez

Celebrated Contributor

8

War Room Enthusiast

wow... xD

bamageorge

Celebrated Contributor

9

International Sales Director

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.

Mr.Pickles

Arsonist

8

Sr. Customer Success Manager

there → exit is that way haha

bamageorge

Celebrated Contributor

8

International Sales Director

hahaha I feel sorry for myself.

Kinonez

Celebrated Contributor

8

War Room Enthusiast

you should, I love it!

Mr.Pickles

Arsonist

7

Sr. Customer Success Manager

x2 hahaha

Mr.Pickles

Arsonist

7

Sr. Customer Success Manager

😎😎😎 if you work hard enough, you can replace depression with exhaustation.

Kinonez

Celebrated Contributor

7

War Room Enthusiast

Couldn’t agree more

Mr.Pickles

Arsonist

8

Sr. Customer Success Manager

knock knock

Kinonez

Celebrated Contributor

7

War Room Enthusiast

Who is there?

Mr.Pickles

Arsonist

8

Sr. Customer Success Manager

Deisy

Kinonez

Celebrated Contributor

9

War Room Enthusiast

Deisy who?

Mr.Pickles

Arsonist

8

Sr. Customer Success Manager

Deisy me rolling - they hating 😎😎😎

Kinonez

Celebrated Contributor

8

War Room Enthusiast

Hahahaha on point

Lenca

Politicker

6

BDR

Loved the whole delivery!

Mr.Pickles

Arsonist

5

Sr. Customer Success Manager

I'm a master

Kinonez

Celebrated Contributor

5

War Room Enthusiast

Obi Wan is that you?

Mr.Pickles

Arsonist

5

Sr. Customer Success Manager

Of cadences - and disaster.

bamageorge

Celebrated Contributor

8

International Sales Director

What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.

Kinonez

Celebrated Contributor

9

War Room Enthusiast

get out! xD

Lenca

Politicker

4

BDR

This one was the worst, Love it!

bamageorge

Celebrated Contributor

8

International Sales Director

I'll let myself out

Rallier

Politicker

8

SDR Manager and Consultant

I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.

Kinonez

Celebrated Contributor

8

War Room Enthusiast

Any more?

loved it!

AlphaCharlie

Arsonist

7

Account executive

"Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!

"If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?"

Kinonez

Celebrated Contributor

8

War Room Enthusiast

Hahaha that’s gold!!

AlphaCharlie

Arsonist

6

Account executive

Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together

Lenca

Politicker

4

BDR

"What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."

"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"

No_ty

Politicker

7

Sales Dir.

Ok boomer xD

Mr.Pickles

Arsonist

5

Sr. Customer Success Manager

lol

EH20

Politicker

7

Manager

Why do Norwegian submarines have barcodes on them?

So when they return to port they can Scan-da-navy-in.

Lenca

Politicker

4

BDR

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot."

"What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?" "Yellow!"

southernfriedsales

Opinionated

6

Senior AE & Business Owner

What did you call a fish with no eyes?

A Fshhhhhhhhhhhh

Kinonez

Celebrated Contributor

8

War Room Enthusiast

Hahaha gold

GDO

Politicker

6

BDM

These crack me up everytime.

Kinonez

Celebrated Contributor

8

War Room Enthusiast

Have some of your own?

GDO

Politicker

3

BDM

Mine are all in Dutch.

Kinonez

Celebrated Contributor

7

War Room Enthusiast

Will they be lost in translation?

Fab1577

6

Inside Sales Rep

Having become a dad recently, I've been practicing! :D

Why did the Pony ask for a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse!

Kinonez

Celebrated Contributor

7

War Room Enthusiast

Hahaha niiice, have any more?

AlphaCharlie

Arsonist

8

Account executive

do you?

Kinonez

Celebrated Contributor

8

War Room Enthusiast

Why did billy get fired by the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones 🤣

AlphaCharlie

Arsonist

8

Account executive

It takes guts to be an organ donor!

Kinonez

Celebrated Contributor

8

War Room Enthusiast

Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing

AlphaCharlie

Arsonist

8

Account executive

How does a taco say grace?" "Lettuce pray.

"What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y."

Kinonez

Celebrated Contributor

8

War Room Enthusiast

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in."

"What kind of car does an egg drive?" "A yolkswagen."

Lenca

Politicker

6

BDR

"My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!"

"How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut."

"Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up."

Kinonez

Celebrated Contributor

5

War Room Enthusiast

I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows

Lenca

Politicker

4

BDR

"Where do boats go when they're sick?" "To the boat doc." "I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady."

lilcarrot

6

Team Lead, Sales Development

what did the lawyer get for Christmas?

A new Law-suit ha!

Kinonez

Celebrated Contributor

5

War Room Enthusiast

Hahaha wow...

looper1010

Celebrated Contributor

6

Solutions Specialist

Wht did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with!

Kinonez

Celebrated Contributor

6

War Room Enthusiast

"Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends."

"If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?" "An iWitness."

Luisma

Contributor

5

Outsourcing Manager

"How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut."
"Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up."

Lenca

Politicker

4

BDR

Gold!

poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

4

☕️

Great content in this thread: https://bravado.co/war-room/posts/dad-jokes-in-the-comments-go

CoorsKing

WR Officer

8

Retired King of the Coors Knights

I am thinking it is about time for another "please use the search bar" post...

GDO

Politicker

0

BDM

Was thinking the same.

FamilyTruckster

Politicker

4

Exec Director, Major Accounts

Why does everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? Because he’s a real fungi

cw95

Politicker

3

Sales Development Lead

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they Lactose.

FightingFistDrangon

Politicker

3

Director of Sales

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.

Kinonez

Celebrated Contributor

2

War Room Enthusiast

Pure gold!!! I just reread all of these!

MaximumRaizer

Politicker

1

Sales Manager

Which knight invented King Arthur’s Round Table? Sir Cumference.

Blackwargreymon

Politicker

1

MDR

What did 50cent do when he got hungry?

Clashingsoulsspell

Politicker

1

ISR

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

MR.StretchISR

Politicker

1

ISR

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

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