Gnome Hell

 What is the funniest email subject line you have ever received from someone while working?


Mine has to be, Gnome Hell. It was an accurate description too.


Let me know below.

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CuriousFox
WR Officer
5
🦊
Well???? What was the gnome hell?
sketchysales
Politicker
6
Sales Manager
Well to cut a long story short, we were asked by a client to make some gnomes for them.  The gnome was called Deadly the Gnome (this will give away the brand).  We dont normally make Gnomes never mind get involved with anything anything to do like that but we made it anyway.  The email subject was "Gnome Hell" and the attachment was quite literally, Gnome Hell.  There were 100's and 100's of dead gnomes with hands snapped off, heads missing the lot.  Deadly in name and reality. 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
🦊
Picture painted. 🔥
Chep
WR Officer
4
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
"If you don't take this meeting I will be fired"
paddy
WR Officer
2
Director of Business Development
Woowwww I love that
sketchysales
Politicker
1
Sales Manager
hahaha no pressure there then.
drtendo
Politicker
2
Enterprise Account Executive
"this is a sales email" - respected it and answered.
sketchysales
Politicker
0
Sales Manager
I might have to try that one myself
Ace
Arsonist
1
CEO
I once received an email with subject "This is what Rebecca told me"
CuriousFox
WR Officer
4
🦊
Grabbing the popcorn and tea 👀
Ace
Arsonist
0
CEO
Hahaha. It was just a salesy cold email tbh. The subject was just to peak my interest
sketchysales
Politicker
1
Sales Manager
and you are like, oh shit
Ace
Arsonist
0
CEO
Haha I was so confused
paddy
WR Officer
1
Director of Business Development
So what did Rebecca tell him/her?
Ace
Arsonist
0
CEO
It was just a cold sales pitch. The subject was a hook
paddy
WR Officer
1
Director of Business Development
I keep getting this dude offering me ice cream to take a meeting and one of his follow ups was "So you don't like Rocky Road?"
sketchysales
Politicker
1
Sales Manager
🤣 I would actually accept that meeting for the ice-cream
goose
Politicker
0
Sales Executive
Same
Salespreuner
Big Shot
1
Regional Sales Director
Make it up else, pack up 
Blackwargreymon
Politicker
1
MDR
"this is a sales email" - respected it and answered.
Clashingsoulsspell
Politicker
1
ISR
I actually don't know because I got a new job before the deal closed
JuicyKlay
Celebrated Contributor
0
AM
wasssssuuuupppppp?
sketchysales
Politicker
0
Sales Manager
haha what was the message behind that?
DaLootBoiii
0
Senior Sales Executive
Mine was "Doge". During a demo we were talking about the uptick when it got up to .5 and basically a few hours later he emailed asking how/where did I get mine cause most sites weren't working
sketchysales
Politicker
1
Sales Manager
haha nice
paddy
WR Officer
1
Director of Business Development
Always a good hook
beerisforclosers
Politicker
0
Account Manager
'free beer with sammy watkins' - this was sent out when I was a student at Clemson; if it had been a phishing email it would have had a 100% hit rate.
sketchysales
Politicker
0
Sales Manager
I'm gonna have to try this and the ice-cream one 
Pajaromes
Member
0
Customer Success Representative
Response to a calendar request for a demo: 


"Don't tell my boss: he hates your product but we NEED it"
MR.StretchISR
Politicker
0
ISR
Well???? What was the gnome hell?
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