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Gong Merchandise?

Do they think any of the sales savages out there, in their right mind, who'd willingly buy their merchandise? No chance in hell I'd buy any merch from them.


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poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
Who needs an IPO when you can get a SICK NALGENE!

Truly surprised they haven't done NFTs.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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Senior Account Executive
Don't put it out in the universe like that man!Β 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
I had not thought of the consequences to my actions!
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HappyGilmore
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Account Executive
Next thing we know they'll put out their own cryptocurrency
goose
Politicker
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Sales Executive
GongCoin
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funcoupons
WR Officer
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Um excuse me where’s the thong option smhΒ 

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poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
UNACCEPTABLE
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
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WR Enthusiast
NO GOD! PLEASE NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOO (please tell me you got that reference)
HappyGilmore
Politicker
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Account Executive
hahahha I can now see Michael Scott in my head.
AlphaCharlie
Arsonist
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Account executive
Of course I got this!!
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
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Exec Director, Major Accounts
I’m buying it and shipping it to my least favorite people.Β 
jefe
Politicker
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Sales Director
Add a note - 'they're listening'
UrAssIsSaaS
Politicker
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SaaS Eater
Ive been waiting with baited breath, that jagged water bottle is SICK
Mobi85
Politicker
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Regional Sales Manager
Marketing doesn't even want to take credit for this.Β 
Justatitle
Politicker
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Mid Market AE
The really funny part is that someone or a team at Gong had to think this was a good idea… cringe.
HappyGilmore
Politicker
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Account Executive
Likely had a focus group too to decide what merchandise would land with people.Β 
Justatitle
Politicker
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Mid Market AE
LMFAO!
CaneWolf
Politicker
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Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
I don't understand why ANYBODY would buy corporate merchandise for themselves. I don't get it.
FuzzySlippers
Executive
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SDR Manager
I agree, I have had requests from customers asking for free swag (bumper sticker, etc). But who on gods green earth opens a merch store to sell their stuff! Like is that now baked into their revenue forecast? lmao
CaneWolf
Politicker
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Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
$30 for a water bottle!
Diablo
Politicker
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AE
I hope they are not exploring retailing business 🀣
SaaSyBee
Politicker
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Sales Content Writer
Ah, yes. All the branded merch that people buy. Yikes.
Beans
Politicker
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Account Executive
Absolutely bonkers that they thought this was a good idea - why would anyone wear SaaS branded gear for a company they don't work for.

What a cult.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
Also, a $25 t-shirt? Miss me with that.
HappyGilmore
Politicker
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Account Executive
Exactly, who'd want to wear a golf polo with that splat logo all over it.Β 
Beans
Politicker
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Account Executive
I'm actually blown away that they thought this was something they needed to do.Β 
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Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sales Executive
Wow.Β  Β Just...wow.
jefe
Politicker
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Sales Director
So damn out of touch. They need to speak these ideas out loud, record that, and listen so they know what an awful idea this is.
KGCanada
Valued Contributor
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Senior Executive
Only thing I am paying $22 for is a GONG-BONG.
JDialz
Politicker
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COO
What is Gong?
cw95
Politicker
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Sales Development Lead
Lidl are selling betting branded goods aren't they? classic English comment here.Β 
sugardaddy
Politicker
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Head Of Sales
Head Of Design – a 10 year old.Β 
Corpslovechild
Politicker
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Inbound Sales Manager
I blame marking for this.
KGCanada
Valued Contributor
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Senior Executive
This will have to be freeware from GONG eventually
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