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Good “punishment” for losing FF League?

Savages,


what are some good options for getting last in a fantasy football league?


last year we sent the loser to a WNBA game by himself. Good, but not great.


only rule is nothing permanent (no tattoos) or illegal…ish

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dworkdaddy31
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Account Executive
Sit in a Waffle House for 24 hours. For every waffle you eat, an hour is taken off of your time.
Tres
Politicker
3
Account Executive
Similar to this I heard about a Denny's one, where eating a Grand Slam takes 4 hours off the time
privateryan
Politicker
0
Director of Sales
Love this one; I watched a "Bettor Days" about one of these. sounds horrible - so I love it 
MassholeMovesWest
WR Officer
0
Account Executive
did this in our league, but iHop and wanted to call it off for fear of fatal pancake blockage. same kid lost last year and we made him post an instructional workout video on IG which was way funnier
privateryan
Politicker
6
Director of Sales
Just had someone recommend wearing a red polo and khaki pants while walking around in a target for 4 hours. I think I love that one  
RandyMoss
Politicker
1
Account Executive
I've done this on accident before. It took at least 2 or 3 people asking me questions for me to figure out what I had done 
privateryan
Politicker
0
Director of Sales
This affirms how awesome I think this could be 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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Don't mind me I'm only here for the comments. 🍿👀
TheOverTaker
Politicker
5
Senior Account Executive
We had the loser of our league do an ESPN the body-inspired calendar. Let me tell you, it is glorious 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
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OMG I am DYING!!!! Please do this and post in here.
privateryan
Politicker
2
Director of Sales
That’s fantastic! 
TheOverTaker
Politicker
2
Senior Account Executive
It was. The guy who lost really got into it too which made it so much funnier. Every month is a different sport. Well-edited. Just hilarious 
RandyMoss
Politicker
4
Account Executive
A buddy of mine from high school and college had to take the ACT test. There was even an article about him doing it.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/stephaniemcneal/adult-act
privateryan
Politicker
0
Director of Sales
love it.
friendlyginge
Politicker
0
Account Executive
This is hysterical, what a good sport
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
3
Sales
5 minutes of standup at an open mic night. 
privateryan
Politicker
2
Director of Sales
I should add we all attended a WNBA game together later and had a blast. I think the punishment was more the event by himself…but again I think anyone in our group could make friends and have fun so that’s why we’re trying to avoid that 
torontowarroomrep
Politicker
2
Account Executive
Our league loser has to buy beer for every Thursday night football with the group
privateryan
Politicker
0
Director of Sales
well shoot.....I think I love this the most! Not embarrassing but man, could really pay off!
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
2
Sales
O another idea is the loser has to take the SAT’s and share their score. Not fun as a 30+ year old. 
happyhunter
Politicker
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spittin' sunshine
Last year my (now) ex-boyfriend's league made the loser wear a dress and they threw tomatoes at him in a public park for 5 minutes. 

No one except the league was supposed to witness this, but all of the girlfriends were coming back from getting our nails done so I secretly have all of this on video...yes my ex was the loser. HA!
privateryan
Politicker
1
Director of Sales
That’s fantastic!!!! Especially that you have that of your ex - but love the idea regardless 
happyhunter
Politicker
1
spittin' sunshine
Honestly it's a great idea hahaha 
FeedTheKids
Politicker
2
Solutions Consultant
Loser wears a Pooka-shell necklace until next year's FF draft. 
Beercules
Politicker
1
SDR
Have you ever watched the show "the League"? They have some pretty harmless yet embarrassing punishments that you could inspire you 
privateryan
Politicker
0
Director of Sales
Good lookin out. I started, never finished it 
Beercules
Politicker
1
SDR
I found that it got funnier as the seasons went on. Their budget seemed to improve so the writing and guest stars improved
MoonDog349
Valued Contributor
1
Sales Manager
Harmless and funny one we did last year was had him wear a sign out to the bars for a night that read, “I suck at fantasy football.”
Cornholio
Opinionated
1
Account Executive
Loser has to construct and work their own lemonade stand for a weekend. And make their own lemonade obvi. Money goes towards beers for the group.
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
1
Rolling 20's all day
Take them to Karaoke and you get to pick the songs
softwaresails
Politicker
1
Sales Manager
Make the loser post a picture of themselves on reddit in r/roastme. It's ruthless there.
privateryan
Politicker
0
Director of Sales
Yikes - this is savage for sure 
MinisterOfChaos
Politicker
1
Commercial Account Executive
Loser has to run a mile on a public track in nothing but a thong. (Assuming of course all dudes.)
ChumpChange
Politicker
1
Channel Manager
8 minutes of standup on an open mic night.  We've also done a spoken word poetry night too.
DataSlangah
Politicker
1
SAE
Not so much for the last place, but more a perk for the winner.  We have a destination draft every year, typically Vegas, and the winner gets to kick someone out of the league and invite someone new in.  Draft is on Saturday night - always - with a mandatory Friday arrival. We all get to meet/drink with the prospective member on Friday - we usually know who it is for the most part.  At the Draft, the winner then gets to kick someone (anyone) out of the league and the person has to leave immediately.  They can always get back in the league the next year if someone invites them back.  Typically you get kicked out for neglect of your team or if you are a dick to someone for no good reason.  
privateryan
Politicker
1
Director of Sales
Wait so they go to the draft....then have to leave? Like....go to Vegas (for example) but then have to walk out? Thats intense. Seems more mean than I can stomach lol 
DataSlangah
Politicker
1
SAE
Yes, they are already there and have to leave, but they also get to party in Vegas on a Friday and Saturday durning the day. They just dont get to be in the league.
privateryan
Politicker
1
Director of Sales
true....true...
MyAnonymousName
Opinionated
1
Sales Leader
I have done the waffle house one, that was pretty good.

This year the loser has to pay for and go to a concert that the rest of the group chooses (has to been in same area is only rule).
privateryan
Politicker
0
Director of Sales
Nice - that could be pretty good depending what major city you're around
CaneWolf
Politicker
1
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
-Loser has to buy scratch-off tickets (minimum cost per ticket) equivalent to the league's entry fee and scratch them off for the first place person.
- https://twitter.com/enronchairman/status/1387807754254012418?s=21 In my league, I'm trying to make it so the loser has to wear this stool on the back of his pants for a full week and it's the only thing he's allowed to use to sit that entire week.
-Some of my friends are in a league that has the 6/12/18/24 challenge
-Krispy Kreme challenge in a rented mascot costume
Blackwargreymon
Politicker
1
MDR
Just had someone recommend wearing a red polo and khaki pants while walking around in a target for 4 hours.
sellingsellssold
Politicker
0
SDR
Buying first round of drinks for everyone
Clashingsoulsspell
Politicker
0
ISR
Look up Mateusz M, not sure what type of motivation you’re looking for but he is awesome.
MR.StretchISR
Politicker
0
ISR
I’ve only used it a couple of times and wasn’t a fan.

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