Got paid and buying some crypto -- what do I buy?

Just got a nice commission check and want to buy some crypto -- figured you fine folks would be a rock solid source of financial advice

What should I buy

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🐱 Off-Topic
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poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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☕️
Other: be edgier and buy real gold coins. Bury them in a filed. Go find them in 10 years and profit. 
TheOverTaker
Politicker
4
Senior Account Executive
Ronald Swanson approves 
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
2
Sales
Just hide them from Tammy. 
funcoupons
WR Officer
12
👑
If you're really wanting to go crypto buy either BTC or ETH and be prepared to be in it for the long haul.

Everything else is a pyramid scheme and an easy way to throw money in the trash.
Ryscott0317
Politicker
2
Cloud Specialist
I 2nd this. No way I would invest in anything else but these two and stocks
FormerStartupJobHopper
Tycoon
5
AE
SNP 500 index fund
braintank
Politicker
4
Enterprise Account Executive
Just like no one ever got fired for buying IBM, no one ever went broke buying SPY. Or SPYX if you're more environmentally conscious! 
braintank
Politicker
4
Enterprise Account Executive
Beans
Big Shot
2
Enterprise Account Executive
Man, this blog doesn't read biased at all.
braintank
Politicker
4
Enterprise Account Executive
Beans
Big Shot
1
Enterprise Account Executive
This was a much better read about deficiencies, thank ya.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
4
🦊
I'm not aware enough to give you advice on this subject. 
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
1
Sales
I purchased CuriousFoxcoin. Good decision or best decision? 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
🦊
BEST DECISION 🧿🦊
Cordray
Opinionated
3
Account Executive
Chainlink. Take a look at their current advisors, from there you should be interested enough to DYOR.
eljefe
Executive
3
Senior Account Executive
 Due to rising interest rates Crypto is in a bear market and will continue to be in for a while now. The good thing about that is that means NFT's are cheaper right now because Eth is worth less. NFT's are in a big bull market right now, join a discord group for Alpha (try Alfa Pass on OpenSea). This will point you in the right direction on which NFT projects to get into as you'll lose money on most if you try to figure it out yourself. 

Don't buy any crypto right now unless you have a long term outlook on it, It will go lower in the coming months, might as well wait till then to get in. I like Eth as a safer one, then shit coins if you like gambling. 
JC10X
Politicker
0
Senior Sales Manager
Agreed 💯
Beans
Big Shot
2
Enterprise Account Executive
BTC, ETH, Sol, LoopRing
mami
Tycoon
1
Account Executive
+1 Sol
eljefe
Executive
1
Senior Account Executive
Eth maxi baby
Beans
Big Shot
0
Enterprise Account Executive
Only place for that to go is up, I guess...
NotCreativeEnough
Big Shot
2
Professional Day Ruiner
A mutual or index fund managed by vanguard instead of something that’s literally only big because of memes and drug dealers needing a way to clean money
Chep
WR Officer
2
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
I don't think altcoins are bad and I hold some alts link Eth and Chainlink but I have become increasingly convinced Bitcoin is the only crypto that can become a global reserve currency because the monetary policy is fixed at 21 million and the founder has never been found leading to the fairest launch of the currency possible. I like eth, I hold a little eth, and I really like USDC which is a stable coin I use built on top of eth that allows me to receive 4% crypto cash back when I use my coinbase debit card, but if eth or any other alt were to overtake the US dollar as a global reserve currency they would become corrupted and Bitcoin is the only one that couldn't be corrupted as far as I understand. That said always do your research and try and think through in ten years what crypto will be left standing. Almost every year the top ten coins by market cap are different except for the #1 spot ;) (and the #2 spot in recent years)
SaaSguy
Tycoon
1
Account Executive
Multi Vac and Beam
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
For me BTC or ETH are the best choices but there is still insane volatility. Check out BRPHF as well. 
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
1
Account Executive
ETH & SAND
Jewcan_Sam81
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Avoid anything that crazy people talk about constantly and use phrases like "TO THE MOOOOOON" when describing why you should buy it
sugardaddy
Politicker
0
Head of Sales
Go for NFT but do your research. More and more company’s are also jumping and creating some pretty cool stuff.
Use rarity.tools (website, google)
And rarity.sniper - there’s lots of good stuff ☺️🤝
braintank
Politicker
1
Enterprise Account Executive
Gary V, the biggest NFT shill of them all admits 99% will go to 0. Don't waste your hard-earned pay.

https://twitter.com/garyvee/status/1481363324692574211
tterbbbb
Good Citizen
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Account Executive
If you're a newbie, open an account on a centralized exchange like FTX, Gemini, Voyager or Blockfi. Buy 40% BTC, 20% ETH, 40% USDC stablecoins earning between 6-10% APY depending on which exchange you choose and how much you deposit. Tell your traditional bank to fuck off.
RickC137
Opinionated
0
Account Executive
please tell me you haven't bought yet... last night was bad for us all
RickC137
Opinionated
0
Account Executive
now might be the time to make your entry

godpull54
Praised Answer
0
PDR
I bought Shib early on. I made 50k. Sold off all of it not sure if its still worthwhile. 
I_LOVE_WINE
Executive
0
Enterprise AE
this aged like milk. I hope you had some cash set aside to buy this dip, blood in the water right now. 
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
0
Officer of ♥️
How about a period certain annuity
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
0
Officer of ♥️
You could have fun daytrading hype coins but you could also lose it all