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js2458
Politicker
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Enterprise SDR
Humantic AI. Def knew about this company before stalking and def will be a name to reckon with (right along with Cloudflare!).
Seriously though, if we are talking a Salesforce type deal, I would let it slide. Dumb corporate jargon but atleast the product is good.
This is for a Pre-Seed company with less than 50 employees. Either pay me 200k for my time, or kindly fuck off.
Gasty
Notable Contributor
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War Room Community Manager
ding ding ding
jefe
Arsonist
4
🍁
Who the hell are they kidding with this shit?

And how desperate would you have to be to apply to this JD!?
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
I believe this is a job posting from Satans Sales Department in the 9th (maybe 8th) ring of hell.
oldcloser
Arsonist
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💀
Easy one-
That's Bravado's Community Manager Post. DON'T LEAVE US!
KPIMaster
Politicker
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Enterprise Account Executive
A company I won’t be touching with a 100 foot pole.
NoToBANT
Valued Contributor
5
Senior Account Executive
TBF if do 80 hours a week

For a base pay of $750k + triple OTE
NoToBANT
Valued Contributor
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Senior Account Executive
If you look at their website > careers - they have a job for a CSM. I quote “You would have the zeal to continuously improve customer experience and willingness to work on customer issues 24/7 if that is what it comes down to”

All this for a “top of the line salary” of 24-49k USD per year 😂😂😂😂
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
4
Director, Revenue Enablement
In some states you can make more working at McDonalds
CuriousFox
WR Officer
1
🦊
I love a big mac
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
0
Director, Revenue Enablement
They all float down here
jefe
Arsonist
4
🍁
You can't be serious... That pay rate isn't livable.

Hell, minimum wage in Ontario at 40 hours per week is $34.5K CAD.
NoToBANT
Valued Contributor
3
Senior Account Executive
I want to know so badly
NoToBANT
Valued Contributor
1
Senior Account Executive
Sounds like APEX lol
Gasty
Notable Contributor
1
War Room Community Manager
nope
Pachacuti
Politicker
3
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Lol.
pirate
Big Shot
3
🦜☠️ Account Executive
The hours are mad
HappyGilmore
Politicker
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Account Executive
I'm sure there are plenty of people just dying to work 80 hours a week and have zero life.
J.J.McLure
Catalyst
3
Owner at *redacted*
I will give them credit for saying it up front though! Last company I was with really emphasized a work/life balance in the interviews and said all the right things, then in reality when I was doing 60+ hours per week they were telling me this is sales and that is the minimum effort
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
2
☕️
“I hate my life, so should you! If you won’t die for this company then hit the bricks!”
medhardwaredr
Opinionated
2
Director of Sales NA
Companies like this should be shut down. If my company ever gets approached by them I will immediately block them out.
2
Founding BDR
Although the wording and the overall work load is insane, the transparency is respectable
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
On one hand I respect that they show up front that they're assholes.
On the other: I have 0 issue with putting in the hours and doing a demanding job, however, if you are going to be scumbags about it then I won't even consider coming aboard. RED FLAG
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
1
CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
GIVE US YOUR SOUL
lilhunter
Good Citizen
1
independent sales consultant
the love for work hours isn't nearly as cringe as the fact that every bullet says (see above)... like, I read top to bottom like everyone else... so you can assume I've already seen what's above?
StartupMan
Good Citizen
1
Head of Sales
Thoughtful AI - iykyk
fiffio
Personal Narrative
1
Sales
This screams inexperienced management. Reminds me of the Silicon Valley episode where Richard is convinced by his pothead partner that he needs to be the biggest prick in the room to be C-level.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
0
🦊
Wayfair.

Those poor folks 🦐
Armageddon
Opinionated
0
Enterprise Account Executive
this is next level... wow
BitcoinAddict
Opinionated
0
AE
Funny story, I got outreach from a company funded by Elon Musk, it was a tech company too. They wanted us to be in office 5 days a week and wanted 80 hr work weeks.
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Ambassador and Member
Hi, i am confused as the post says that outcome is what matters but then associates activity as to say that activity matters the most.

so if someone does 40 hours of work and gets outcome they are not expected to survive quarter? what happened to work smart not hard?

I have done the 60-80 hours work week and would do it again that is not the issue at all its more the only thing that matters is Outcome philosophy because in this post the only thing that matters is the hours of work done hence activity. Somewhat if i may say poor communication style on their post but i have no issue with with high activity high outcome or work smart. i would honestly having done both would say outcome over activity anyday of the week.
TheDude
Politicker
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Partnerships Lead
Most of their team is in India. Ceo is Cali based and hired 6 LinkedIn sales gurus lmao. I mean the salary is double the average in India, so I guess it is what is.
saleslover37
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Inside Sales Director
oye vey
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Your company was just acquired...now what?

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