Had to get this voicemail story out to the public...

I used to work at Yelp HQ in SF. We would have music blasting over the speakers all day every day - for those that couldn't multi task, it was probably a nightmare.


One Friday, it was a friends birthday so we decided to hit the best $5 fried chicken buffet in San Francisco - upvote if know what im talking about.


Came back to the office feeling nice a warmed up, and started to crush the phones. Being at Yelp, you know that each prospect in SFDC has probably been called at least 1,000 times. I kept chasing this couple who ran a gardening and home improvement business. Was on my last call of the sequence, and the stars aligned.


The call went through to voicemail - and I was too busy listening to Allstar by Smash Mouth - which I would play on repeat on the speakers until someone said something.


So the voicemail begins, and I'm belting "well the years start coming and they don't stop coming

fed to the rules and I hit the ground running, didn't make sense not to live for fun"


Ten minutes pass and this nice woman called me back and says, "hey, that was pretty good. Also, that is my husbands favorite song"


So I hung up on her because Allstar by Smash Mouth should be no ones favorite song

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Rallier
Politicker
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SDR Manager and Consultant
If a prospect told me that was their favorite song, then that's my new favorite song
Chep
WR Officer
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Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
^ "Oh you like Nickelback? Me Too!!!"
TheDragon
Good Citizen
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CVO
Youโ€™re already selling your soul by working in salesโ€ฆ why tempt fate?
LordOfWar
Tycoon
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Blow it up
"Yes, I too enjoy music"
Salespreuner
Big Shot
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Regional Sales Director
๐Ÿ˜ oh yes!ย 
beerisforclosers
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Account Manager
This right here.
LordOfWar
Tycoon
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Blow it up
"Clearly you make terrible decisions, so can I go ahead and sign you up for our prestige package?"
drtendo
Politicker
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Enterprise Account Executive
the ol' switcheroo
Chep
WR Officer
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Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
Hahahaha that was not how I was thinking that was gonna end
braintank
Politicker
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Enterprise Account Executive
Never understood why any workplace thinks playing music in a sales pit is a good idea?
Lumbergh
Politicker
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Sr Account Exec
Hilarious
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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Man, that's golden.

Also, my condolences regarding working for the life-sucking force that is Yelp. Never met an employee that said they enjoyed their time there.
MassholeMovesWest
WR Officer
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Account Executive
That $5 buffet though... ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€
SteveMadden
Opinionated
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Sales Exec
Lesss goooooo
jjdicaprio
Old School Bravo
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VP, Sales
Post of the Year so far. Kudos you.
Sgt.Pepper
Big Shot
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Sales Enablement Consultant
I know that $5 chicken spot :)

I remember always seeing the cleaning and maintenance teams from all the offices lol

canโ€™t beat a cheap lunch ๐Ÿ˜‚
detectivegibbles
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Sales Director
Steve Fucking Madden.ย 
Salespreuner
Big Shot
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Regional Sales Director
Gosh. Hilarious ๐Ÿ˜
SDMHGWarrior
Tycoon
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CEO
hahahahah
CaneWolf
Politicker
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Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Don't hate on All Star! Also, every single person I've met who worked at Yelp has indicated it was just a fucking nightmare.
SteveMadden
Opinionated
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Sales Exec
Depends on the person. It sucked in terms of KPI's and ways that managers were expected to micro-manage. But if I look back, it taught me things that no one I've met over the passed 6 years in SAAS knows.ย 

Like what restaurants in the area have the cheapest Jameson shots.ย 

and how to spend your paycheck before it even gets deposited into your account

Things like that that will forever make me a degenerate.ย 
CaneWolf
Politicker
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Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
That was well played.
swizard
Celebrated Contributor
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Sales Evangelist
hehehe!ย 
Enrossie
Opinionated
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Inside Sales Manager
T-Mobile Customer Service is the same way, music blaring in the background and people cheering different wins. Might be a fun place to work but really, really annoying to hear it when you are trying to get plan.
paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
Lmao
beachNsales
Politicker
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Sales Manager
hahahahaha
headhunter
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AE
Went all sorts of M. Knight on us with the twist at the end!ย 
cosankov
Contributor
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Head of Community
This morning I had a call with a guy and a girl named Angie, and since she was late to the call when I noticed on Zoom that she got her audio on I started singing Angie from the Rolling Stones.ย ย 


When I didn't get any response from her I just asked her:
"When will those clouds all disappear?"
She burst to laugh immediately.ย 

Also, whenever I have a call with a guy called Joe I ask him:
"Where are you going with that gun in your hands?"
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
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War Room Enthusiast
Great story! thanks for sharing!
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