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Hello.

It's me.


I was wondering if after all these demos you'd like to meet

To go over Ts and Cs

They say that time's supposed to kill ya

But I ain't done much killing


Hello, can you hear me?

I'm in the empty office dreaming about what it's like to close this deal

When we were younger and PIP-free

I've forgotten how it felt before my QBR cut me down at the knees


There's not much difference between us

Just a million dials


Hello from the deal desk side

I must've called a thousand times

To tell you I'm ready to get this deal done

But when I call, you never seem to be there


Hello from the outside

At least I can say that I've tried

To tell you I'm good for approving the terms

But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't move this along anymore

πŸ˜‚ Sales Humor
πŸ“ˆ Closing
πŸ™ Mental Wellness
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CuriousFox
WR Officer
+13
Senior Account Executive
You clearly should be a song writer. You know what? Add it to the skill section on your resume. πŸ”₯
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
+9
Sales Savages, what is our profession? Trauma!
No one man was meant to have so much power.Β 
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
+9
Exec Director, Major Accounts
It’s beautiful πŸ₯Ί
TheOverTaker
Politicker
+8
Account Executive
is beautiful
dwightyouignorantsale
Politicker
+7
Manager, Sales
i read, sorry… *sung* this all in adele’s voice. beautiful.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
+5
Sales Executive
I definitely read this in Adele.Β  Β Poignant.
Wellss
Tycoon
+10
Channel sales
Adele needs to add this to her new album asapΒ 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
+10
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
I mean...enough to make any rep cry.
Diablo
Politicker
+7
AE
Extra Caffeine effect 😜
Su
SuperSaasMan
Executive
+5
Enterprise Account Executive
The bean jucie is hitting different today!
UserNotFound
Politicker
+10
Mid Market Manager
The mark of a truly great artist is their ability to make others feel seen... /sniffle.Β 
Cr
Cristles
Contributor
+2
Account Executive
I’ve never leveled with a song like this in years.
It’s enough to make a grown man cry.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
+10
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
Let the tears flow so the deals can follow!
Cr
Cristles
Contributor
+2
Account Executive
The world I love, the tears I drop
To be part of the wave, can't stop
Ever wonder if it's all for you?
The world I love, the trains I hop
To be part of the wave, can't stop
This just fits perfectly from Red Hot Chili Peppers on your response haha
sugardaddy
Politicker
+10
Head Of Sales
Just pure artwork.Β 
MassholeMovesWest
WR Officer
+11
Account Executive
this is beautiful

poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
+10
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
SadBoi Deal Cycles
Coffeesforclosers
Notable Contributor
+11
Director Sales and Market Development
WonderfulΒ 
amyhyoung
Politicker
+5
VP Operations
This is amazing
GrindingSales
Opinionated
+5
Account Executive
I love that I got an email because this post was made!
Lambda
Politicker
+6
Sales Consultant
make this into a tiktok #viralsales
Justatitle
Politicker
+11
Mid Market AE
NGL Shed a tearΒ 
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Opening to a cold email... hi, hey, hello, greetings, etc.
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How do you start cold emails?
Ae
+49
AessK , Β  ppg , Β  Supersize Β  and 49 people voted
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Hi, First Name
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To say or not to say my name?
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