Hello.

It's me.


I was wondering if after all these demos you'd like to meet

To go over Ts and Cs

They say that time's supposed to kill ya

But I ain't done much killing


Hello, can you hear me?

I'm in the empty office dreaming about what it's like to close this deal

When we were younger and PIP-free

I've forgotten how it felt before my QBR cut me down at the knees


There's not much difference between us

Just a million dials


Hello from the deal desk side

I must've called a thousand times

To tell you I'm ready to get this deal done

But when I call, you never seem to be there


Hello from the outside

At least I can say that I've tried

To tell you I'm good for approving the terms

But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't move this along anymore

😂 Sales Humor
📈 Closing
🙏 Mental Wellness
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CuriousFox
WR Officer
19
🦊
You clearly should be a song writer. You know what? Add it to the skill section on your resume. 🔥
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
8
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
No one man was meant to have so much power. 
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
3
Exec Director, Major Accounts
It’s beautiful 🥺
dwightyouignorantsale
Politicker
2
Account Executive
i read, sorry… *sung* this all in adele’s voice. beautiful.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
I definitely read this in Adele.   Poignant.
Wellss
Tycoon
2
Channel sales
Adele needs to add this to her new album asap 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
3
☕️
I mean...enough to make any rep cry.
TheOverTaker
Politicker
1
Senior Account Executive
is beautiful
Diablo
Politicker
1
Sr. AE
Extra Caffeine effect 😜
SuperSaasMan
Executive
1
Enterprise Account Executive
The bean jucie is hitting different today!
UserNotFound
Politicker
1
Account Executive
The mark of a truly great artist is their ability to make others feel seen... /sniffle. 
Cristles
Contributor
1
AE (Account Executive)
I’ve never leveled with a song like this in years.
It’s enough to make a grown man cry.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
4
☕️
Let the tears flow so the deals can follow!
Cristles
Contributor
3
AE (Account Executive)
The world I love, the tears I drop
To be part of the wave, can't stop
Ever wonder if it's all for you?
The world I love, the trains I hop
To be part of the wave, can't stop
This just fits perfectly from Red Hot Chili Peppers on your response haha
sugardaddy
Politicker
1
Head of Sales
Just pure artwork. 
MassholeMovesWest
WR Officer
1
Account Executive
this is beautiful

poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
2
☕️
SadBoi Deal Cycles
Coffeesforclosers
Notable Contributor
1
Director Sales and Market Development
Wonderful 
amyhyoung
Politicker
1
Vp ops
This is amazing
GrindingSales
Politicker
1
Account Executive
I love that I got an email because this post was made!
Lambda
Tycoon
1
Sales Consultant
make this into a tiktok #viralsales
WheelofCheese
Opinionated
1
Sales Executive
Bravo!!! 😁
Justatitle
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
NGL Shed a tear 
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Opening to a cold email... hi, hey, hello, greetings, etc.

Discussion
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How do you start cold emails?
55 people voted
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Hi, First Name

Question
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5

To say or not to say my name?

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