We all have those prospects, the ones that drive us up a wall and you want to basically say "Hey Bob, fuck off. Thanks." But you can't.
I just got off a frustrating call with a client who, quite frankly, doesn't fucking listen.
"Hey WCK, I did this thing you explicitly told me not to do on our upgrade call the 20th. Also, remember that thing I asked you to do on our call less than 20 hours ago yesterday that you said is a case for engineering that'll take a few days to be updated? I still don't see that done. Also one more thing, that thing you explicitly told me not to do, can you make sure it worked? Thanks."
At this point I would love to tell him to eat my entire ass, bt instead I said "As I said yesterday, this is what I did for you, it'll be done in a few days, and I'll call you back next Wednesday to update" knowing that the opp will hit Closed Won over the weekend.
So let's hear it y'all, what are some prospect horror stories you have where you truly wished you could tell the prospect to fuck off, but didn't?
UPDATE: He has emailed me TWICE now in the 44(!!!) minutes since our call ended. BRO.