I have some time to kill before my sentence lol so feel free to ask my anything and pick my brain!
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Hi, Elizabeth Holmes here, AMA!
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Did you tell your husband the truth when you married him or is he just finding all this out for the first time?ย
You mean Billy? He's the sweetest! He cooks the best duck flambe!
Any plans to do any Louis Armstrong covers in the near future? Ur voice would be so beautiful
Aww thanks hun :)
yr welcome. U are an inspiration
.. You single?ย
Yes! But you never know what could happen with my new cell mate, new year new me Haha!
Are you a natural blonde?
I'm naturally a liar, so yes.
You sneaking anything in with you?
These cute little blood tests I made! They work so well!
omg how fun! they're going to love you
Can you give a roadmap presentation at my next SKO?
Sadly I wonโt be able to this year unless I can remotely from my cell. Maybe Iโll offer the guards some free blood samples in exchange for Zoom access
nip slip and a blood sample will take you miles...
I just tested my blood and it came back positive for Badass Motherfucker. Should I be concerned?
Omg my product is working!!!!
Hey Elizabeth. Would you record a voicemail greeting for me? Love that natural baritone voice of yours.
What the hell was up with that???
How were you able to continue to get people to invest money in your company when you always look like you are denying it was you who farted?
Ewww who farted? Gross! Hahaha def wasn't me tho so anyways about these vials...
"Liz, its just me and you in here...."
That's a great question! I just blamed my ex for raping me haha investors are such suckers for that lol
Will you bunk with Ghislaine?ย
did you really think turtlenecks made you more ronald waynish?
how do you plan to continue being a girlboss whilst in jail?
Weโve all got a price to close a deal - whatโs yours?
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