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Hi, my name’s Corp and I wrote a poem for you

Hey savage, 


I wrote a little poem, and I have a feeling you might relate. It goes like this:


Roses are red, Coors mountains are blue,

I’m burnt out as f*ck, how ‘bout you?

Sometimes I feel underappreciated,

Sometimes I feel sick,

I’m no longer happy working,

And cold calls give me that unavoidable ick.

My friends say I need a therapist,

My mom says I need a good cry,

But mostly I just wanna know,

Why, why, why?


Think I’ll get a Pulitzer for it? 


In all seriousness, burnout is something we’ve all gotten a glimpse of, especially since working from home. We’re nearing EOY, your manager is probably up your ass about closing that monster of a deal, and all you can think about is that 1.5 weeks of Slack-ping-free heaven. 


Need some help surviving and thriving?


Our dear friend @CuriousFox has got your back with a piece on how to identify and tackle Burnout in Bravado Academy.

https://bravado.co/academy/burnout Bravado Academy | Burnout I’ve tried writing this article several times over the last week. Each time I’d get distracted and forget, which has caused me to write this piece moments before the deadline. Procrastination at its finest? Or am I suffering from burnout?stares at screen for 20 minutes before typing another sentence
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funcoupons
WR Officer
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that's queen coups to u
Fox <3

And Corp <3
CuriousFox
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Senior Account Executive
❤🦊
GeneralCorp
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General of The War Room
<3 <3 
Incognito
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Master of Disaster
@CuriousFox is the bestest 🖤
UrAssIsSaaS
Politicker
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SaaS Eater
@CuriousFox is a real one, well done. 
jefe
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Sales Director
Will @GeneralCorp be the next Poet Laureate!?
GrizzleMcThornBody
Arsonist
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EVP - RevOps
Great article. Good job.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
@GeneralCorp let's get some studio time, my G.
1nbatopshotfan
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Senior Director, Enterprise Technology
@CuriousFox this is why you’re royalty. 
antiASKHOLE
Politicker
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Inside Sales Lead
I feel like you are the modern day Shakespeare. Honestly, the tragedy and climactic flow of the stanza really had me pulled in multiple directions wondering what was coming next.. 

Who knew our leader was both a sales savage AND a poet. Bravo, good sir. Brava-do. 
Diablo
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AE
Foxy 🙏 ❤️
Bo
Boudreaux
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Regional Sales Executive
Much needed! Thanks for that.
Mobi85
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Regional Sales Manager
@CuriousFox great article and great info as always.
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sickofthetoxic
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down voters are marketing spies
I am so burnt out

I look for new jobs daily

Sahil and Corp Help


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Sunbunny31
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Sales Executive
Bravo, @CuriousFox !
Gyro25
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BDR - Enterprise and Partnerships
Roses are red, violets are blue, slack me one more time and I'll cut you. 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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Senior Account Executive
I'll allow it. 
Jewcan_Sam81
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Account Executive
This is amazing stuff @CuriousFox
And you can probably hear my poetry snaps all the way from SoCal @GeneralCorp
GoldDigger
Good Citizen
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Sales Rep
Do I take my PTO before or after I do my daily cold calls?
realhousewifeofbravado
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the realest
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
SaaSData
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VP of SaaS & Unit Economics 🏴‍☠️
Thanks

-SaaS Data
lmk if i can help
Atulsingh
Consultant
Just be yourself!!                
TheKing
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CEO
Interesting...and revealing.  I love sales.  I wake up every morning energized and looking forward to another day.  Of course, it helps that you love what you do and what you sell.  Me?  I help people think about their money.  It's not a job...it's a passion.  I get well compensated for helping people and making a huge, positive difference in their lives.  Other than rock star or maybe a professional athlete, I think I have the best job in the world....yes, I know that the DJ in the strip club says that, but I mean it.
Jbeans
Praised Answer
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Director of Sales
Today I thought I had an ulcer. Though, I don’t really know what that feels like? Anxiety. Sucks. Leads to burn out and health problems. Agree with the exercise 💯 !! Hired a trainer to get ripped and yell profanities at while doing it. Other best advice is to win deals ;) when that P.O. comes in…ahhhh sweet victory!! Pop some
more Rolaids, do some Squats … it’s all good 👍🏻 
queencloud
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Partner Sales Manager
I literally had to start going back into the office to deal with burnout. Ironically while I was more productive, I felt more burnt out. 🙃
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madmax
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Great job mr fox!
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Savages think about your mental health! Don’t let it go on and on if you’re getting worse!
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