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Heavy drinking to block out the horrors of the year prior is a MUSTย 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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Do not embarrass me.
funcoupons
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I come to this hotel often.ย 
Incognito
WR Officer
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Master of Disaster
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BmajoR
Arsonist
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Account Executive
Turd in the punch bowlย 
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
I celebrate no meetings via Teams.ย  Wooohooo!!
Woody
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Business Development Executive
I tell Bob Cratchit he's working through Christmas.ย  Then I relent and allow him a half day off.ย  Then I'm visited by 3 ghosts.ย  Christmas morning I go outside and to the first child I see I yell " You there boy! What days is this?"
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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I'd be yelling for them to get off my damn grass.
1nbatopshotfan
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This was good. Made me laugh.ย 
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
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Log off for the year around the 20th. Thatโ€™s my favorite tradition.ย 
braintank
Politicker
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Enterprise Account Executive
Closing deals from the beach โ›ฑ๏ธโ›ฑ๏ธโ›ฑ๏ธ
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
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Rolling 20's all day
I'll bring the beer and/or daiquiris :)
LordOfWar
Tycoon
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Blow it up
Turning off my phone, not opening email and just enjoying life as a normie for a week.
Gyro25
Notorious Answer
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Account Executive
Getting the fuck off zoom and my laptop and participating in real life. Jiu jitsu, road trips, getting high as balls and hanging out with friends is what I have planned 20th onwards.


I'm about 80% done with my December goals and then it's peacing the fuck out once I'm over my target.ย 
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
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sales
Christmas party which I don't attend.
Beans
Big Shot
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Enterprise Account Executive
3 week bender til the SKO.

Constant F5 on outboxed Docusigns.
techsales
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Enterprise Account Executive
1pm happy hour at my desk crying and muttering incantations through my red wine soaked teeth

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