ultraman

Shepherd

Holy Sh*t

I was just in the bathroom and a guy while actively taking a massive 💩 took a sales call!!!! I guess I am not as savage as I thought. I don't even talk to dudes I know while I am peeing in the urinal next to them, but this shit was literally next level!

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funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

What other astounding discoveries have blown your mind today?

poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

☕️

Fact: You are 13.8 percent more likely to die on your birthday.

ultraman

Tycoon

Shepherd

Whoa…I just googled that…so wild

ChunkyButters

Tycoon

The way some of mine and my friends birthdays have gone.....this doesn't surprise me

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Crap, mine is coming up. I'll brace myself.

UrAssIsSaaS

Arsonist

SaaS Eater

Thanks for sharing

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

Dude. Eww. Why.

InQ5WeTrust

Arsonist

No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL

Content 💀

DungeonsNDemos

Big Shot

Rolling 20's all day

SADNESS applies to the bathroom too.
My personal experience is airport bathrooms being the most popular place for phone calls

ultraman

Tycoon

Shepherd

I can sort of see it in an airport situation, trying to wrap something up before you get in the air, but damn at the office…get that VM and call those fools back.

DungeonsNDemos

Big Shot

Rolling 20's all day

Lol the worst is being at the urinal and then a guy comes in talking on his phone.
The only way to assert my dominance back is to start calling someone mid-stream

ultraman

Tycoon

Shepherd

😂 😂😂

FamilyTruckster

Politicker

Exec Director, Major Accounts

Can confirm. This is normal practice in airports for some reason.

Jewcan_Sam81

Politicker

Account Executive

gotta close that biz, even if you're on a sales call

ultraman

Tycoon

Shepherd

I’m in the do your business…THEN go handle your business column. But different strokes…

Chep

WR Officer

Bitcoin Adoption Specialist

Sales guy "Is now a bad time" Prospect "Rips ass... naw it's good what you got?"

harebrained

Politicker

Enterprise Account Executive

Pooping is only for internal meetings when you can be on mute and maybe use the chat a bit :p

Upper_Class_SaaS

Politicker

Account Executive

😂

Diablo

Politicker

Sr. AE

Good example of time is money 💲

MCP

Valued Contributor

Sales Director

I wish I could say I haven’t heard of this myself. Had a guy on my team do this on the daily. I said I’ve heard of reps shooting the shit or talking shit, but this is a bit much.

SaaSyBee

Politicker

Founder

Umm, wow. It's one thing to answer emails on the toilet (which I do literally all the time). This is... something else.

cw95

Politicker

Sales Development Lead

Legend.

GDO

Politicker

BDM

Damn that guy must be a really closer otherwise he wouldn’t be able to take a cafeïne shit

NoSuperhero

Politicker

BDR LEAD

just no.

Why?
Did he close?
How often does this individual do this?
Did anyone flush?

So many questions

LordOfWar

Tycoon

Blow it up

Been there, when the big deal is closing you gotta be available. Mind you it was at home so not as weird.

The key is to know your space. Many bathrooms do in fact sound like bathrooms, so answer wisely.

Fenderbaum

Politicker

Retired Choirboy🪕

Must've been Kenny Tarmac in action. I just landed.

WomenWantMeFishFearMe

Politicker

-3

It smells like bitch in here

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