Last week - the dragons stirred, the smallfolk whispered, and the War Room Sales Throne had 3 new claimants. If you thought loyalty, logic, or merit alone would winโฆ You must be new here.
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Top Newby โ ๏ปฟ@moneymoney23๏ปฟ
You donโt enter the realm quietly when your first post is a raw takedown of a rigged promotion. An SDR skipped the line to AE? Zero closed opps, questionable pipeline, and somehowโฆ still chosen? Nepotism met receipts. moneymoney showed up with candor, confusion, and a gut-check for every sales savage grinding out the long game. 1 post. Excellent engagement. And a whole War Room murmuring, โSame.โ Thatโs how you make an entrance. $20 gift card is yours. Stay sharp โ the dragons eat the passive.
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Top Commission โ ๏ปฟ@CuriousFox๏ปฟ
If Westeros had memes, fox would rule the feed. This weekโs snark savant didnโt just comment - they countered. Remote work slander? Obliterated. Spammers? Yeeted. All with economy, wit, and perfectly placed GIFs. Foxy stays lurking in the shadows, dropping sales wisdom like wildfire. Consistency wins thrones. $25 gift card well earned.
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Top Quality โ ๏ปฟ@kobebryant2029๏ปฟ
In the beginning, they flooded the feed with questions like a green squire shouting โIs this a sword?โ But oh, how they learned! By weekโs end, kobe was a student-turned-strategist: analyzing sales engineer paths, dissecting quota myths on RepVue, and journaling nerves ahead of a major interview. Humble. Smart. Intentional. A classic War Room arc - from noise to nuance. The $40 gift card goes to a future dragonrider.
War Room is many things - but itโs never unfair, never soft, and never boring.
See you in next weekโs battle.
-Gasty
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