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BossBitch

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How dating in 2021 is like a SaaS Sales Cycle...

OK, this is legit my thought process and it's funny because it's true....


  1. Marketing Qualified Lead provided by dating app
  2. Conversation transitions to texting and enters the dating pipeline as a sales qualified lead
  3. You decide to “Demo” them and meet up in person
  4. Date goes well and they move to “Trial” where you see if it works over weeks time
  5. You move into procurement with the “what are we” conversation
  6. You Closed Won if you enter into a relationship or Closed Lost if you don’t 


I've thought about creating a dating app where you could move people through your dating pipeline and that's where this workflow spawned. Anyways, just thought it was funny. Happy Friday!!! 🥳

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Chep
WR Officer
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Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
Hahahahaha I can see the LinkedIn posts now "Do you have trouble keeping track of your dating app pipeline"🤣
BossBitch
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Hahaha I know right.creating ads for an app like this would be so fun 
Chep
WR Officer
2
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
"Bringing a whole new meaning to finding the Yes in a world full of Nos" I'm having too much fun with this. Need to stop before I consider a career in marketing😂
SheWOLF
Opinionated
1
TC Sales
dead. nothing resonates more with me than this comment. 
ellesells
Opinionated
8
Account Executive
Wish I could hire an SDR to book demos, a gal is busy
Biznasty
Opinionated
1
Lead Business Development Manager
AMEN. Plus I just don’t care
Cepacol
Opinionated
6
BDR
IT is just her father blocking the deal
Biznasty
Opinionated
3
Lead Business Development Manager
I’m not in SaaS but have always said that prospects are like boyfriends. Some very good and some very bad. Very few would I consider committing my life to.
funcoupons
WR Officer
1
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And ALL of them have been a giant pain in my ass at some point. 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
🦊
What about the quarterly business review 🤔😆
NoLeaning
Opinionated
1
Account Executive
When is the weekly dating pipeline review?? 
BossBitch
Politicker
3
Account Executive
I feel like it's only appropriate on Mondays after a weekend of going on dates 
SaaSsy
Politicker
1
AE
This. Is. Amazing! A pipeline would legit help keep better track, lol
BossBitch
Politicker
0
Account Executive
I know right!!! I'd personally love it 
Domot
Valued Contributor
1
Account Executive
I smell *opportunity*
GDO
Politicker
1
BDM
The app also needs a forecasting tool and an annoying manager (pop-ups) asking if the deal is closed yet 😅😅
BossBitch
Politicker
0
Account Executive
Hahaha 🔝💯
SheWOLF
Opinionated
0
TC Sales
Don't forget about the constant purge of the pipeline as well. 
ChiefGreef45
Catalyst
0
Account Executive
This has to be how dating apps use their CRM.  Next Steps: Lead sets mini-golf date for 5/25 at 7:00pm.  Who's paying? Unknown
swizard
Celebrated Contributor
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Sales Evangelist
Funny one hehe! 😂 
Salespreuner
Big Shot
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Regional Sales Director
Hahaha. Pipeline and her dad is the deal maker and breaker
wonk
Politicker
0
Business Development Manager
Same with prospects ghosting me!
BeyondtheMoney
0
Senior Account Executive
Pipedrive did a April fool's take on this where they had open API into tinder 
funcoupons
WR Officer
0
👑
If the relationship doesn't work out can I initiate a clawback to get my time and effort back? 
BossBitch
Politicker
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Account Executive
🤣 do they ever work out though? #90DayCurse
saygrace
Valued Contributor
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Sales Executive
Lmao
countingmyinterest
Politicker
0
Account Executive
I tell my friends this but they all look at me like some sort of psychopath. 

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