I went on a business trip with a coworker. After checking in to the hotel, we decide to hit up a nice restaurant for a steak dinner. The steak comes with mashed potatoes and asparagus.
When we get back from the restaurant, my coworker comes to hang in my room for a bit and he goes in the bathroom.
I hear him taking a piss and laughing his ass off.
”What the hell is going on in there?”
He proceeds to laugh harder.
Flushes, washes his hands, opens the door…
And I’m met with the most potent, fragrant asparagus piss smell I’ve ever encountered.
My colleague is almost crying, he’s laughing so hard.
How do I exact my revenge?
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