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paddy

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How do you deal with a broken office printer?

Today I had to print out important tickets and was relying on the office printer because it's 2021 and who the hell owns a printer at home anymore? It wasn't working. Any advice on dealing with this? There's a baseball bat within reach but I'd like to hear some other methods for dealing with this travesty.

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CoorsKing
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Retired King of the Coors Knights
*Geto Boys - Still* starts playing in the background...
paddy
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Director of Business Development
Fucking ayyy!!
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
Office space is so underrated…
CuriousFox
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"Why does it say paper jam, when there IS no paper jam?!"  🤣
DaveGreen
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Head of Sales
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" - the IT guy 
antiASKHOLE
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
Smash it with a bat in an open field.
BigCheese
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Agency Recruiter
Your office just conveniently has a baseball bat within reach of the printer? They’re begging for it at this point. 
paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
No it's next to my desk. It's just there to send a stern reminder to SDR's not to fuck with me
BigCheese
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Agency Recruiter
Have any of them dared to do so yet?
paddy
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Director of Business Development
Ask my lawyer.

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