LordOfWar
Tycoon
8
Blow it up
Tally up your deals and draft a letter to management/finance to agree on the comp you are owed before you leave, including anything that is waiting to close.

Copy and delete any personal info from the company computer, including saved passwords and logins for banks and social media. Yeah I know we shouldn't have it on there in the first place but we all do it!

Get personal emails/phone numbers for people you want to keep in touch with and/or may want referrals from. Helps them stay safe rather than get caught talking to an ex-employee on their business accounts.

Make sure your boss(es) see how HAPPY you now are.

Show up late and leave early. What are they gonna do, fire you?
Incognito
WR Officer
7
Master of Disaster
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braintank
Politicker
6
Enterprise Account Executive
See how much of the CRM you can download before they catch on
Incognito
WR Officer
3
Master of Disaster
Snips for DAYS
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
๐Ÿ‘‘
A lot of disย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
๐Ÿ‘‘
And a ton of disย 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
๐ŸฆŠ
I love it when you call me big poppa...
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
๐Ÿ‘‘
Throw ya hands in the ayerrr if u a tru playaaa
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
๐Ÿ‘‘
Some of disย 
sketchysales
Politicker
1
Sales Manager
Lots of this, get in as late as you want and just walk out at 2
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Lots and lots of time to yourself.ย  Doing whatever you want.ย ย 

Wellss
Tycoon
2
Channel sales
From the time I gave my two weeks notice to the time I actually left, I played a stupid amount of candy crush. Got real far
CaneWolf
Politicker
2
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
I've historically played video games.
Beans
Big Shot
1
Enterprise Account Executive
Take your best docs and slides.
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
1
Rolling 20's all day
If you're feeling generous you could devote your time to helping any SDRs with strategy or coaching
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
1
Account Executive
I sat on the couch and looked like I was working but I was really planning a vacationย 
Rallier
Politicker
1
SDR Manager and Consultant
depends on how you want to leave. If I want to maintain a good relationship I'll help out with the transition. If I don't care, I'll do the absolute bare minimum
Diablo
Politicker
1
Sr. AE
Won't do anything because we are already considered as an Non performing asset ๐Ÿ˜…
slaydie
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
Take all the shit off your computer you need and then sit down and relax. It's the holidays! Take a breather. Congrats on the new role
papaganoush
Opinionated
0
Onboarding Coach
Imagining myself being like Mr. Bean.
10
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