How to overcome the "I'm not interested" objection (Wrong answers only)

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paddy
WR Officer
8
Director of Business Development
"Well that's too bad...would really be a damn shame if your children ended up locked in my liquor cabinet."
CCP
Opinionated
0
VP, Business Development
That's not so bad. Kids love sweet beverages which is all they'll find with you, paddy McKalhua
msp_sales
Opinionated
4
Full Cycle Sales
“Well what would get you interested, sexy?”
cw95
Politicker
0
Sales Development Lead
hahahaha please try this and let us know what happens 
SaaSam
Politicker
4
Account Executive
"that's not what your mother said"
CuriousFox
WR Officer
0
🦊
But you have to use your best Sean Connery voice 🤣
ColdCallFartBoy
Celebrated Contributor
3
Business Development Representative
"I understand, while you may not be interested at the moment and theres a drive into deep left field by Castellanos. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame"
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
3
War Room Enthusiast
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED?!? Insert feature dump 
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
1
SaaS Eater
"Thats exactly why I'm calling" works every time 
NotInterested
Catalyst
1
Business Development Manager
"Cool, honestly didn't want to talk to you anyways" 
SaaSguy
Tycoon
1
Account Executive
"Why not?"
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
1
🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
"oh thank god, I thought I was going to have to sell something today"
Blackwargreymon
Politicker
1
MDR
"that's not what your mother said"
NotInterested
Catalyst
0
Business Development Manager
"Fuck you, too"
cw95
Politicker
0
Sales Development Lead
' lol It was a prank anyway bro' 
CCP
Opinionated
0
VP, Business Development
No problem, I'll remove you from my call list right away. Talk to you tomorrow, bud! 
alecabral
Arsonist
0
Director - Digital Sales Transformation
That is what Hannibal Lecter responded when someone asked if he would go vegan!
Clashingsoulsspell
Politicker
0
ISR
If anyone had a legitimate answer to this they'd be naked on a yacht being spoon fed exotic fruits by supermodels, not posting in here.
Error32
Politicker
0
ISR
You're going to go from 25K to 35K to 50K to 80k to 100k to 150k...a year...by following a typical sales career growth trajectory.
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