Just got 2 sales-compadres hi-paying gigs - and you should too!
hello fellow sales fiends:
I only come here to vaguely brag about my undying work-friendship, and my no-man-left-behind-in-a-zombie-company loyalty.
Over the past 2 weeks, I've now gotten 2 separate previous sales dudes hired at two separate, well-paying gigs. Both were stuck in our previous zombie company -- which closely resembled real-humans without eyebrows stuck inside some futuristic human-battery-pod, whose only purpose was to suck on goo and create a few kilowatts for the true robot overlords - as seen from the '99 Sci-Fi Epic Thriller, The Matrix, starring Keanu Reevs and Lawrence Fishburn.....
One, just accepted an Enterprise AE role for a growing HCM global-software org. Base: 6-figs, total comp $200ish
Second, just accepted a BD Management role, launching a startup BDR team with a recently funded niche-ERP Saas firm. Base: 6-figs, total comp $180ish
The Point: Help your network. This is merely the beginning of my sales-fiefdom.
Let's get a feel-good humblebrag going... Who has helped their sales-bros/chicks/theys find a gig recently?
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