Hypothesis: More monitors, more closed deals.

I've come to the conclusion that the more monitors one has, the more deal one shall close.

I've come to this realization and drawn this correlation due to my poor attempts on Warzone-- which I KNOW I'm only bad at because the other douchebag sending me to the gulag has a better headset and/or controller, a 4k monitor, and/or plays on PC.

I'm not bad at Warzone, others have an advantage.

Thus, I could be better at closing deals if only I had more monitors

(and maybe a mechanical keyboard too).