I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying

ok so this isn't typical WR sales - but it was a sale none the less. With the best damned "feel good" ending that will make you cry. 

Backstory - this was once an expensive prized stallion in Germany. At 8 years old, he was castrated and shipped to America, sold to a rich amateur for approximately $400,000. His job was to make sure this rich amateur didn't die, because they were absolute shit at riding. Obviously they crashed him one too many times and he started to get difficult and generally pissed at the world. Who can blame him? He was then passed from dealer to dealer, no one could ride him. I was called, said I could have him for free. I took one look at this gorgeous boy, hiding in the back of his stall, afraid of what new torture awaited him. I took him immediately. 

I'm not gonna say it was easy, but I got him to trust me. He was brave and really wanted to be good, he just didn't know how. You know who I sold him to? A very sweet older lady in her 70s - she needed something to be brave for her. No one who previously had him could believe that he is perfect for a tiny senior lady. He was a dragon before! But they're perfect for each other and she never fails to give me updates at least twice a year. This was well over 6 years ago. 

Today I was surprised with a custom "Marshmallow" calendar and a handwritten note! 

Yeah, who am I kidding. I'm balling like a little bitch. 




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poweredbycaffeine
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I <3 Marshmallow
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Me too ♥️
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Aww, that is so cute. Kudos to you for helping this sweet animal! I hate people who ruin animals from their own bad behavior and mismanagement and then treat them like crap...
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Master of Disaster
That was literally my business model - find the ones that were thrown away. Treat them properly, find them a new (better) home. 
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<3 That's amazing. 
CuriousFox
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We needed this today 😘
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It’s what kept me going when I was in that world - the few times that there really was a “happily ever after”. 
Justatitle
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This is really really awesome. How anyone could treat animals the way they were prior is unreal. Horses are majestic… humans suck for the most part and that lady restored my faith a little today. Thanks for sharing 
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Master of Disaster
She dresses him up in pretty outfits! The calendar is all pictures of different ones for each month. I just can’t even. It’s so damned cute!
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Master of Disaster
For reference of when he was with me. Very dangerous, as you can see, when treated with kindness. Yes, this was taken before I got boobs haha.

not sure if you can see the pic - seems like you can in the app? 
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I'm on desktop and can't see it.
Incognito
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Master of Disaster
Thanks! Too bad. It’s a cute pic of me laying on him bareback, no bridle, no restraints or anything. We’re just chilling. 
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I can't wait until there's an easy way to embed photos here but I'll take your word for now!

I love horses although I don't have much experience with them. I just want to kiss their soft noses.
Incognito
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Master of Disaster
Marshmallow was DEFINITELY a kisser!
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I love him. 
Whosaidit
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This should be on Fox News.
bassinshaps
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This is amazing.
GDO
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BDM
Marshmallow seems lovely. Now I want to ride again :)
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Master of Disaster
Doooooo ittttttt
SADNES5
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I am an avid horseman. Thanks for this.
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Yay!!! Can we ride off into the sunset together with our “sexy WR” crowns? 🥰
Kinonez
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This made my day!! glad you managed to give Marshmallow a better life!! I'll have one in your name, his and the old lady later tonight, tonight we celebrate!
MR.StretchISR
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I prepped for a big meeting this week with a FAT deli sandwich, chips, and a beer so I know the feeling.
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I (26M) have been in sales for 6 years now, how long until I have a nervous breakdown?

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