Reminds me of my honeymoon.
oldcloser
Iโm sorry. This is totally classless.
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Damn oldcloser low key pulling hard and often on LI
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Damn right, lol.
LOL Closer you crack me up...
A little levity amidst the grind never hurts ๐
What's her profile? Did you even check? If not, I'm calling you out as a chicken!
Seems Maxxy got the date! He's fast like that.
...and no, I didn't look. :)
...and no, I didn't look. :)
You made me.
I'll wear it.
Funny you should say that. Teams actually has a way to put a chicken on your head. Don't ask me how I learned that during a training session at work.
But I will say, it was the best part of the entire meeting.
But I will say, it was the best part of the entire meeting.
Now that, I will go look at.
Hahaha, wanna get me her no. :)
877-877-4KUM
Iโm going to hell
Come on bud, it's busy, sure about it! ๐๐๐
Sorry- got it wrong. 877 4FAB KUM.
Get her Max!
wth:)
still trying,lol.
Make room in the hand basket. Iโm headed that way myself.
I must push back. There are no bunnies in hell.
Believe spanish is her second if not first,so whoever learns it faster will get to her heart closer, guess will have to start spanish sessions asap,lol.
hablas espaรฑol:)
hablas espaรฑol:)
Level with me (my favorite line when a deal starts to go sideways), are you stalkin' Ms Fab Kum?
No way,how would I stalk a venezuelan girl:)
First step: Locate victim. ๐ช
Yup,lmao!
At least she could be someone I may need to know when I get there as a tourist one day,only for a tour guide you know what I mean,lol...
At least she could be someone I may need to know when I get there as a tourist one day,only for a tour guide you know what I mean,lol...
โฆ.yet.
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218 connections so far on LI ,go get her the 219,hustle up:)
Hates when people curse, but will play into a sex joke. Strange.
Amazing ๐คฃ
Woah, save some LI contacts for us!!!
Was a must post. Iโm not proud
Lol
Appreciate the support ๐
Wonder if it's pronounced "K-um" or "K-oom"
She's always gonna be Fab to me
So did she accept your connection request?
Asking for a friend...
Asking for a friend...
....and what kind of connection was it really.
Some things are just better kept between 2 consenting adults and their webcams.
Let her know you are her Fabio.
How could she not know
Just so many puns come to mind
High school must have been brutal
I went to high school with (I'll change her first name for anonymity) Barbara Fucks. It was pronounced FEE-YOU-KS. ...and you know high school kids can be brutal.
Poor kid
Yeah... no kidding. Even the staff made jokes about it.
The school staff? Oh my
Pure torture
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