Iโ€™m sorry. This is totally classless.




Reminds me of my honeymoon.

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๐Ÿ˜‚ Sales Humor
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HVACexpert
Politicker
7
sales engineer
Damn oldcloser low key pulling hard and often on LI
oldcloser
Arsonist
3
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Maximas
Tycoon
1
Senior Sales Executive
Damn right, lol.
RandyLahey
Politicker
4
Account Executive
LOL Closer you crack me up...
oldcloser
Arsonist
1
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A little levity amidst the grind never hurts ๐Ÿ˜
Sunbunny31
Politicker
3
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
What's her profile? Did you even check? If not, I'm calling you out as a chicken!
oldcloser
Arsonist
3
๐Ÿ’€
Seems Maxxy got the date! He's fast like that.
...and no, I didn't look. :)
Sunbunny31
Politicker
3
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
You made me.
oldcloser
Arsonist
1
๐Ÿ’€
I'll wear it.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Funny you should say that. Teams actually has a way to put a chicken on your head. Don't ask me how I learned that during a training session at work.

But I will say, it was the best part of the entire meeting.
oldcloser
Arsonist
2
๐Ÿ’€
Now that, I will go look at.
Maximas
Tycoon
2
Senior Sales Executive
Hahaha, wanna get me her no. :)
oldcloser
Arsonist
0
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877-877-4KUM
oldcloser
Arsonist
2
๐Ÿ’€
Iโ€™m going to hell
Maximas
Tycoon
1
Senior Sales Executive
Come on bud, it's busy, sure about it! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
oldcloser
Arsonist
3
๐Ÿ’€
Sorry- got it wrong. 877 4FAB KUM.
Fenderbaum
Politicker
3
Retired Choirboy๐Ÿช•
Get her Max!
Maximas
Tycoon
2
Senior Sales Executive
wth:)
Maximas
Tycoon
1
Senior Sales Executive
still trying,lol.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Make room in the hand basket. Iโ€™m headed that way myself.
oldcloser
Arsonist
2
๐Ÿ’€
I must push back. There are no bunnies in hell.
Maximas
Tycoon
1
Senior Sales Executive
Believe spanish is her second if not first,so whoever learns it faster will get to her heart closer, guess will have to start spanish sessions asap,lol.
hablas espaรฑol:)
oldcloser
Arsonist
2
๐Ÿ’€
Level with me (my favorite line when a deal starts to go sideways), are you stalkin' Ms Fab Kum?
Maximas
Tycoon
1
Senior Sales Executive
No way,how would I stalk a venezuelan girl:)
oldcloser
Arsonist
2
๐Ÿ’€
First step: Locate victim. ๐Ÿ’ช
Maximas
Tycoon
2
Senior Sales Executive
Yup,lmao!
At least she could be someone I may need to know when I get there as a tourist one day,only for a tour guide you know what I mean,lol...
Sunbunny31
Politicker
1
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
โ€ฆ.yet.
oldcloser
Arsonist
2
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CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
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๐Ÿฅณ
Maximas
Tycoon
2
Senior Sales Executive
218 connections so far on LI ,go get her the 219,hustle up:)
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
3
โ˜•๏ธ
Hates when people curse, but will play into a sex joke. Strange.
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
2
Account Executive
Amazing ๐Ÿคฃ
RelationshipMaker
Opinionated
2
Head of Sales
Woah, save some LI contacts for us!!!
oldcloser
Arsonist
0
๐Ÿ’€
Was a must post. Iโ€™m not proud
Pachacuti
Politicker
2
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Lol
oldcloser
Arsonist
1
๐Ÿ’€
Appreciate the support ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
punishedlad
Tycoon
2
Regional Partnership Manager
Wonder if it's pronounced "K-um" or "K-oom"
oldcloser
Arsonist
1
๐Ÿ’€
She's always gonna be Fab to me
detectivegibbles
Politicker
2
Sales Director
So did she accept your connection request?

Asking for a friend...
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
....and what kind of connection was it really.
oldcloser
Arsonist
1
๐Ÿ’€
Some things are just better kept between 2 consenting adults and their webcams.
CRAG112
Valued Contributor
1
Account Executive
Let her know you are her Fabio.
oldcloser
Arsonist
0
๐Ÿ’€
How could she not know
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
Just so many puns come to mind
harebrained
Politicker
1
Enterprise Account Executive
High school must have been brutal
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Senior Account Executive
I went to high school with (I'll change her first name for anonymity) Barbara Fucks. It was pronounced FEE-YOU-KS. ...and you know high school kids can be brutal.
oldcloser
Arsonist
0
๐Ÿ’€
Poor kid
0
Senior Account Executive
Yeah... no kidding. Even the staff made jokes about it.
oldcloser
Arsonist
0
๐Ÿ’€
The school staff? Oh my
oldcloser
Arsonist
0
๐Ÿ’€
Pure torture
AnchorPoint
Politicker
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Business Coach
Well played
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I (26M) have been in sales for 6 years now, how long until I have a nervous breakdown?

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Heyy soooo sorry about your tech equity

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