Creme de la Corp. Episode #19. “I would make a scene, but that’s just me,” says Corporate Bro as he battles through sickness yet again. His immune system has been battling harder than an SDR scrapping for one final stage 2 on the last day of the quarter. Which means scrapping HARD.
Anyway, why would Corp make a scene? Because this episode’s got Territory Beef! But that’s not all. War Room members debate whether you mention your sales cycle to prospects to get a deal across, whether vacations in sales exist, how to tell if a company you’re applying to is legit (UGHHH BRAVADO JOBS WHAT???), and finally, what are the biggest things you need to work on as a salesperson. Yeah even Corp has his fair share of sh*t to clean up. Honestly, he probably has more to clean up than the rest of you scalawags.
Special shoutouts go to the War Room members who generated these posts:
Get mad or get even? @bendandsnack
Do you mention 'end of your sales cycle' to push a deal across? @popepius
How to spot a shitty company when looking for a job @skyhawk
Humility Time @NeildeSaaSTyson
Do vacations actually exist? @MediocreSalesGuy
And of course those commenters @OpalTiddyChurger 🍼,@GrizzleMcThornBody 🏖 ,@funcoupons 🤌, @Mobi85 🌿
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