If a coworker says "this is the best sandwich ive ever had" and then proceeds to leave his desk for over 20 mins, fair game to take a bite of that umanned godsend of a sandwich?
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Stay away from other people's food. I've killed a man for less evil indiscretions.
This reminds me of the Friends episode with Ross's Thanksgiving sandwich.
And don't touch that shit unless you want to draw back a nub.
And don't touch that shit unless you want to draw back a nub.
Lol, life imitates art.
But I think also doing so early on a monday or tuesday would crush a man and ruin the rest of his week.
But I think also doing so early on a monday or tuesday would crush a man and ruin the rest of his week.
Stay away from my sandwich Buster >:(
No promises FartBoy
If you take a bite of my sandwich, I'll have no choice but to EMBARASS YOU in the office TODAY
Ahh the forbidden sandwich.
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Yeah I don't agree with that train of thought at all. I hate people that take my food. I would def create a scene hahaha
This reminds me of the Friends episode with Ross's Thanksgiving sandwich.
In a pandemic? You’re the worst kind of asshole.
I have a funny story somewhat similar to this. So I was training in a new class of sales reps and we were visiting the vets on the East side of the state. We were at a nice sports bar. A vet ordered a BOMB looking chicken sandwich. He was on the other side of the bar talking to the other sales reps (there were about 10 of us there). She screams, "KURT. WATCH THIS"! And TOOK A BITE OF HIS SANDWHICH. AT THE TABLE. WITH ALL OF THE VETS AND ROOKIES WATCHING HER. and YES - she is a rook, taking a bite of a vets sandwich. He was flabbergasted and didn't eat the rest of his sandwich.
Wild.
Wild.
I had a similar situation. My sister, she's a great cook, a chef in fact...
Anyway, she makes these crazy turkey sandwiches with the leftovers from Thanks Giving.
Why is this sandwich so good? It's just Turkey? - I'll tell you why.
She adds a 3rd slice of gravy soaked bread in the middle of the sandwich.. She calls it the moistmaker.
I go into work one day, and i leave the sandwich in the refrigerator (communal) .. Sit down get to work, excited for lunchtime, to roll around so I can tuck in.
1pm comes, I stroll to the kitchen, open the refrigerator, and the sandwich is gone...
I'm livid.
Lunch passes (I end up just having a coffee) and I go into my bosses office for a 121, and guess what I see.. My sandwich sitting there, half eaten.
MY SANDWICH.
He said "it was super big, i only had 1 bite, and had to throw it away... its still salvagable if you want it..
HE THREW MY SANDWICH AWAY.
Dont do it.. dont be that guy
Anyway, she makes these crazy turkey sandwiches with the leftovers from Thanks Giving.
Why is this sandwich so good? It's just Turkey? - I'll tell you why.
She adds a 3rd slice of gravy soaked bread in the middle of the sandwich.. She calls it the moistmaker.
I go into work one day, and i leave the sandwich in the refrigerator (communal) .. Sit down get to work, excited for lunchtime, to roll around so I can tuck in.
1pm comes, I stroll to the kitchen, open the refrigerator, and the sandwich is gone...
I'm livid.
Lunch passes (I end up just having a coffee) and I go into my bosses office for a 121, and guess what I see.. My sandwich sitting there, half eaten.
MY SANDWICH.
He said "it was super big, i only had 1 bite, and had to throw it away... its still salvagable if you want it..
HE THREW MY SANDWICH AWAY.
Dont do it.. dont be that guy
Wow, that's a fireable offense in my book. One that allows anyone to fire anyone on the spot, regardless of rank.
This reminds me of the Friends episode with Ross's Thanksgiving sandwich.
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. To me, being a gangster was better than being President of the United States.
NO
Mad disrespect.
Lol, no! That would be extremely freaky
This is a golden rule.
Don't fuck with other peoples food.
Don't fuck with other peoples food.
you definitely just eat the whole thing
I'm really glad you posted about tasty sandwiches.
Pre-covid, I used to bring in...wait for it...a peanut butter and mayo bagel every day as it is flippin' delicious. Everyone ripped me but once they tried it they said 'Yeah it's alright' which really means it is delicious.
They started bringing the same ones in - not everyone just a couple.
You can tell me it's a sin that I do that but try it.
oh, and yes, take that bite, on the opposite side to the original bite mark to make it harder for them to eat.
Pre-covid, I used to bring in...wait for it...a peanut butter and mayo bagel every day as it is flippin' delicious. Everyone ripped me but once they tried it they said 'Yeah it's alright' which really means it is delicious.
They started bringing the same ones in - not everyone just a couple.
You can tell me it's a sin that I do that but try it.
oh, and yes, take that bite, on the opposite side to the original bite mark to make it harder for them to eat.
This reminds me of the Friends episode with Ross's Thanksgiving sandwich.
Yes.
This just sound like a prank... check for hidden cameras
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