If Hogwarts had a sales division which house would you belong to and why?

Curious if there are potterheads here⚡?


I'm guessing most are going to be Gryffindor since it seems WR Savages look to be alpha types, especially those with sports backgrounds. I bet you'd all be quidditch players too.


Personally, I'd probably fall into the hufflepuff category. Chill and try to get along with everybody.


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Edit update - I'm surprised to see some equality over each house.


However, I'm disappointed in you all for reinforcing the stereotype that we don't read with the lack of Ravenclaws /s

Which Hogwarts house would you belong in?

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CoorsKing
WR Officer
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Retired King of the Coors Knights
Ravenclaw. I am intensely analytical and can come across as a dick unintentionally due to my approach to conversations. I am very direct and logic driven. 

Sometimes though on days my CTE is bad, I’d say hufflepuff because I just turn into a moron with like 3 functional braincells and all I can do is crack jokes.
looper1010
Celebrated Contributor
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Solutions Specialist
Haven't met you yet.  But from your posts, I can't picture you being a dick 😅 But I guess sales mode is different from chill mode.  And you need both - high IQ and EQ <3
CoorsKing
WR Officer
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Retired King of the Coors Knights
I mean I’m never intentionally a dick (unless someone reposts music or books lol), but I definitely need to work on my EQ. I’ve been practicing it, but it’s still a weak point I need to keep working on!
Gyro25
Notorious Answer
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Account Executive
Slytherin, because butterbeer is for closers only. 
looper1010
Celebrated Contributor
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Solutions Specialist
Ahahahaha, I love this! A round of Butterbeers for the closers! 
NoSuperhero
Politicker
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BDR LEAD
Ravenclaw- I'm the type that doesn't pound the phone as hard he ''should'', but my reasoning is that I try to understand as much as possible who I try to reach out. If I run into several prospects that are similar in industry and job position then it's  easier but yeah, my numbers show :)
looper1010
Celebrated Contributor
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Solutions Specialist
I like it, the logical and methodocal approach!
NoSuperhero
Politicker
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BDR LEAD
Haha me too! My respects to the savages that grind it to the end tho!
MaximumRaizer
Politicker
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Sales Manager
Slytherin, because butterbeer is for closers only. 
Clashingsoulsspell
Politicker
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ISR
Slytherin, because butterbeer is for closers only. 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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🦊
Honestly I just picked one based on the description. I haven't read the books or seen any of the movies. 
funcoupons
WR Officer
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I'm a shapeshifter...I can be anything you want me to be, as long as you sign on the line.
GDO
Politicker
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BDM
Hufflepuff, just a friendly guy helping you out by selling something 
looper1010
Celebrated Contributor
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Solutions Specialist
Yeah, team hufflepuff!
Blackwargreymon
Politicker
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MDR
Ravenclaw - logic and research oriented
Jewcan_Sam81
Politicker
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Account Executive
Stupid ass Pottermore placed me in Slytherin, which is fine i guess, but Hufflepuff is so much better. They just don't get involved, smoke Gillyweed all day and their common room is right next to the kitchen. Put me in Hufflepuff you d-bag Sorting Hat
MR.StretchISR
Politicker
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ISR
Ravenclaw. I am intensely analytical and can come across as a dick unintentionally due to my approach to conversations. I am very direct and logic driven.
Mr.Floaty
Politicker
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BDR
Quota was locked in for the whole year, and I'm already over
Cyberjarre
Politicker
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BDR
Similar - my territory (as a lone wolf) shrank from anything I wanted to target to a few industries due to two new hires.
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