If You Closed A Deal That Led To A 1 Million Dollar Comission What Car Would You Buy?

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I would splurge on a car if I somehow got 1 million in commission
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DataSlangah
Politicker
33
SAE
I would spend half on hookers and blow and the other half unwisely.
Chep
WR Officer
7
Commercial Account Executive
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ hahahhaha I don't even want to know what you consider unwisely spending if hookers and blow is wise spending
asalesguy
Good Citizen
5
Account Executive
Well done, Chep. You found the joke. Thanks for looping the rest of us in.
SalesHead
Opinionated
2
Manager, Enterprise Sales
this wins the internet todayย 

Rallier
Politicker
17
SDR Manager and Consultant
I think I'd splurge on a used Toyota Camry and invest the rest
NightKnight224
4
Sr. Sales Associate
2002 Camry...most underrated car on the market! That thing will legit ride till the wheels fall off.ย 
Blue_Turtle
Good Citizen
0
SDR
Underrated? Good luck finding one at a reasonable price.
SlanginHCSaaS
Opinionated
1
Regional VP of Sales
Nah, go all out. Get a 2008-2010 Lexus ES350. It's the "nicer" Camry
Chep
WR Officer
3
Commercial Account Executive
When I learned at the age of 13 that Lexus was a nicer Toyota, Acura a nicer Honda, Lincoln a nicer Ford, etc my head almost exploded
Blue_Turtle
Good Citizen
2
SDR
Thereโ€™s so many people that have no clue as adults. There was a scene in Analyze That (whatever the sequel was called) where the guy in the Audi dealer kept trying to correct De Neiro saying he had a Lexus all smugly, as though it was totally different from a Toyota.
Salespreuner
Big Shot
1
Regional Sales Director
Wise choice ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
MrMoneybags
Big Shot
8
Account Executive
a million dollar invested in stable dividend-yielding stocks can net you 40-50.000 dollars in dividends per year. (pre-tax)

be smart, invest the money. lease the car or buy it from your dividends. IDGAF, just don't spend it all in one go.ย 

Think long term baby. 40-50k per year in dividends FOR LIFE. that's your retirement
CoorsKing
WR Officer
2
Retired King of the Coors Knights
40-50K if you don't re-invest it, compound that shit. I don't need an extra $40K a year right now... rather retire in my late 50's!
MrMoneybags
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
Couldn't agree more. however the loaded question in this thread is focussed towards gearheads looking for car options ๐Ÿ˜‰
Chep
WR Officer
1
Commercial Account Executive
Very true plus those dividend stocks could increase in value if you hold on to them long enough
JDialz
Politicker
1
COO
In my favorite fund, a one-time $1MM investment 1yr ago would have seen a 44.92% trailing return tax-free.
Salespreuner
Big Shot
0
Regional Sales Director
What a plan and strategy ๐Ÿ™
ARRyouReadyKids
Politicker
5
Enterprise Account Executive
Wonder if that could buy me some dignity.

I'd probably settle for a jet ski though. Never seen a sad person on a jet ski
newboy
Fire Starter
1
Complete Sales team
Dignity sounds about right. And maybe a piece of human soul that we burn off everyday
Theloanemperor
Opinionated
1
Loan Officer
Kenny Powers baby, Kenny Fucking Powers.ย 
Bittersweet0326
Politicker
4
Digital Business Associate
I'd debate on using some of it to jump to the front of the line for the Tesla truck...
Chep
WR Officer
3
Commercial Account Executive
Those cyber trucks are clean
Bittersweet0326
Politicker
0
Digital Business Associate
Agreed - thereโ€™s a lot of hate going around and I just donโ€™t get it
Chep
WR Officer
1
Commercial Account Executive
Me neither that video Tesla posted on twitter of one whipping around NYC looked so cool
Bittersweet0326
Politicker
0
Digital Business Associate
Totally agree. Tesla is helping us redefine what we know with transportationย 
MMMGood
Celebrated Contributor
2
Senior Account Executive
Donโ€™t get me wrong, I love Tesla and what Elon is doing...and think a lot of his design teams ideas are stellar.ย 

But that โ€œtruckโ€ is ugly as sin.ย 
Bittersweet0326
Politicker
2
Digital Business Associate
Stop the hate! Itโ€™s like a unicorn at the end of a rainbow itโ€™s so beautifulย 
MMMGood
Celebrated Contributor
1
Senior Account Executive
But the unicorn has 3 horns, a lazy eye and always has its tongue out.ย 
Bittersweet0326
Politicker
0
Digital Business Associate
๐Ÿ˜‚ maybe itโ€™s an acquired taste
Ace
Arsonist
3
CEO
Rolls Royce!
Chep
WR Officer
0
Commercial Account Executive
Like driving a boat I hear
Ace
Arsonist
0
CEO
Only one way to find out haha
Blue_Turtle
Good Citizen
0
SDR
Theyโ€™re insanely smooth and comfortable. Itโ€™s the sort of car that isnโ€™t designed for handling per se, but designed to get you to your destination as comfortably as possible. Still enough power to get up to 60 faster than a lot of other things on the road too.
Ace
Arsonist
0
CEO
Ever been in one or driven one?
braintank
Politicker
2
Enterprise Account Executive
Car is a depreciating asset. Unless your wheels are broken down it's a waste of money. I'll stick with my Mazda and invest my commission.
asalesguy
Good Citizen
2
Account Executive
I'd just pay off my Lexus and my house.
GameOfPhones
Valued Contributor
1
Account Manager
Audi RS E-Tron GT, and I would spend the rest on R&D for developing the WR mobile app
SalesPharaoh
Big Shot
1
AM BDR
I can buy a car and invest my dream car is affordable in Egypt for 1 million dollars, all I want is a range rover.
cadillac
Good Citizen
1
Field Sales Rep
had a real big year a few years in a row. got a decent audi Q5, first nice car I've owned. Used the rest to start actually investing like an adult, get into some pre-IPO investments, save for a down payment and prepare to get hammered with taxes. the next years taxes are always rough!
Chep
WR Officer
0
Commercial Account Executive
Hahahaha true people forget taxes come after the gains
NeildeSaaSTyson
Contributor
1
Senior Account Executive (MM)
911 Carrera, like $110k - then take the rest and invest it to let my money make me more money... and also another Rolex probably.ย 
MMMGood
Celebrated Contributor
1
Senior Account Executive
Iโ€™d buy a loaded GMC Sierra 2500 HD with a bench row front seat so I could get the family of 6 in.ย 

Obviously then would also need to buy a boat...and a nice 5th wheel. Expanding the outdoor life adventure possibilities.ย 

And invest the rest.ย 
Chep
WR Officer
0
Commercial Account Executive
Love this answer those 2500 GMC trucks are dope
Schuttzilla
Good Citizen
1
Business Development
I would rather invest it to make more money and retire early, but if I had a choice of car it would either be a Skyline GTR R33-R35 or the classicย Nissan Skyline Hakosuka.ย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
1
๐Ÿ‘‘
Mercedes SL or a Jaguar F type.
ValliantInvestors
Good Citizen
1
Founder
Toyota 4Runner... Gunship Gray

countingmyinterest
Politicker
1
Account Executive
I would buy a Tesla Model 3 and then I'd buy a bunch of real estate and chill.ย 
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
1
๐Ÿ”ชAmateur Butcher๐Ÿ”ช
Seeing alot of Boomer answers in here, this is a fantasy scenario OBVIOUSLY. That being said.... McLaren 765LT duhhh
Lumbergh
Politicker
1
Sr Account Exec
e39 M5.ย  They are already on the upswing and the rare 'appreciating' car that you can actually use and put people in but still has 400HP and 3 pedals.ย  The way nature intended
Chep
WR Officer
1
Commercial Account Executive
Hahahaha as nature intended love it๐Ÿค๐Ÿ”ฅ
Wolfof7thStreet
Valued Contributor
1
AE
I'd use it to keep paying off my Corolla Lease (best decision ever) and invest the rest in stable high dividend stocks, bonds if they ever go up and a small subset in crypto
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
1
Officer of โ™ฅ๏ธ
id get me a hellcat redeye, a trackhawk, a few rental properties, & a shitload of small crypto coins

HappyGilmore
Politicker
1
Account Executive
The degenerate in me would want to take this and find a great spread/moneyline/over under to bet on.
Marcadelic
Old School Bravo
1
Director of Sales
already snagged it a month ago: F80 M3ย 
SalesHead
Opinionated
1
Manager, Enterprise Sales
could I buy back all of the disappointment that my parents have in me that resulted from this career path?
PresidentsClub
1
Super SEAE (Senior Enterprise Account Executive)
Splurge on something other than car... Lake Property, RV, small business, etc.
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