alecabral

Director - Digital Sales Transformation

If you knew you were about to get fired...

...along with a couple of colleagues, and there were only 3 job openings you could go for, and you had to pick among one of those 3, which one would you pick?

Which one would you pick?

Attached poll

Marketing Procurement Admin / Secretary I'll shoot myself

*Voting in this poll no longer yields commission.

😂 Sales Humor

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CoorsKing

WR Officer

Retired King of the Coors Knights

I’d pick the door, take my severance, and get another sales job.

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

Yup. #byefelicia

alecabral

Arsonist

Director - Digital Sales Transformation

#HardCoreSales all the way! 👊🏽

Ozz

Politicker

Account Executive

Agreed, those are all boring jobs.

alecabral

Arsonist

Director - Digital Sales Transformation

I've been working with procurement people (meaning on their side as a consultant) recently and I'm actually surprised at their tactics. Man, these guys think like sales people 100%, only their job is obviously to save money. I would probably be bored most of the time, but out of all those options procurement is the one that makes me flinch the least!

RedLightning

Politicker

Mid-Market AE

Yeah, you'd basically be a professional negotiator

NorthernSalesGuru

Politicker

Manager, Outbound Sales

I’d leave. Lmfao

Justatitle

Tycoon

Account Executive

door. no way I'd do marketing or procurement and secretary I'd royally screw up

Blackwargreymon

Politicker

MDR

Marketing

Clashingsoulsspell

Politicker

ISR

slaydie

Big Shot

Account Executive

take the severance and then go on...that is if you will get a package. Perhaps if you are on a PIP you wont though?

UserNotFound

Politicker

Account Executive

What industry are you all in that you get severance if you’re fired? Aside from the pandemic, I’ve legitimately never heard of that for a sales role and am wondering what sort of butterflies-and-rainbows world y’all livin in?

RedLightning

Politicker

Mid-Market AE

Being on marketing would feel like I'm undercover

Beans

Big Shot

Enterprise Account Executive

I'd take Customer Success if the drop wasn't too much, otherwise I'm Audi R8.

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

What a ride 🔥