Deal Story

iHateMyself closed Hedge Fund - Redacted for $3.9M to the Legal, Accounting & Finance departments

We were late to the party. We were asked to evaluate a niche illiquid debt asset that the otherwise liquid debt-only investment fund could not find a buyer for. I read my ass off, found the right outside lawyers to assist in the evaluation, and came in to purchase with a "what the hell why not" bid of 200k.

We are set to receive 5mm lump sum payment, less purchase price and lawyer contingency fees.

Nice little boost to our pool of dry powder.


1 - never say no

2 - it pays to be willing to learn and learn fast

3 - know what you don't know and bring in someone who does

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LordOfWar
Tycoon
3
Blow it up
Damn, hell of a way to introduce yourself!

Welcome and keep those massive deals flowing.
iHateMyself
Valued Contributor
2
Head of Business Development - Investment Fund
Disclaimer this is more an origination than a sale. I'm paying someone, not asking for money. Bit easier. But I come here to keep my BDR grindset no matter how fancy I think I am
CuriousFox
WR Officer
1
๐ŸฆŠ
So fancy ๐Ÿธ
Fenderbaum
Politicker
2
Retired Choirboy๐Ÿช•
Congrats! @iHateMyself
hauru.sales
Celebrated Contributor
2
Sales Enthusiast
Congrats!
TennisandSales
Politicker
1
Head Of Sales
massive! nice work/
jefe
Arsonist
1
๐Ÿ
Congrats!!!
frete.ll
Opinionated
1
Sales manager
Congrats!
Sunbunny31
Politicker
0
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Nice deal! Congratulations!
Pachacuti
Politicker
0
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Congrats! @iHateMyself
Blackwargreymon
Politicker
0
MDR
Congrats! @iHateMyself
ThatNewAE
Big Shot
0
Account Executive - Mid enterprise
That's big. Congrats! @iHateMyself. WHy do you hate yourself tho.
TheRealTommyCallahan
Arsonist
0
President of Callahan Auto
Congrats!
AnchorPoint
Politicker
0
Business Coach
Way to go.
SirCloseAlot23
Politicker
0
Business Development
Nice job man
Diablo
Politicker
0
Sr. AE
Congrats! @iHateMyself
Gasty
Notable Contributor
0
War Room Community Manager
No need to HateYourSelf now

Congrats !
Clashingsoulsspell
Politicker
0
ISR
Congrats! @iHateMyself
MR.StretchISR
Politicker
0
ISR
Congrats! @iHateMyself
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
0
Rolling 20's all day
Wow! What a deal. I hope you don't really hate yourself. Congrats!
sugardaddy
Politicker
0
Head of Sales
Congrats man!
Way to goooo!
sellingsellssold
Politicker
0
SDR
Congrats! @iHateMyself
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
0
Bravado's Resident Asshole
congrats!
faddee
Opinionated
0
Sales Manager
Congrats!
Maximas
Tycoon
0
Senior Sales Executive
Congrats!
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
0
Account Executive
amazing win!!!
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