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DatCocoCream

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In an office softball league and need to know.....

Are you more of a "put it in play," "singles score runs" small ball person or a "I'm gonna swing as hard as possible and drop an absolute bomb" long ball person.

What are you?

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GeneralCorp
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General of The War Room
I just like standing in center with a beer in my hand and tracking down all those long fly balls the hardos hit
DatCocoCream
Good Citizen
2
Training & Development
Those long outs are such a "congratulations you played yourself" moment.  Also having good center field play is an absolute asset.  
DeskPhoneDestroyer
Catalyst
8
Team Lead
I walk up to the plate, tell the ump and marketing to hold my dick, and send it to the moon 
DatCocoCream
Good Citizen
2
Training & Development
put that ball in orbit baby
Santipodero
Politicker
4
Sanix
as if there is no tomorrow, up to the top
carlitos
Opinionated
2
administrador
to break satellites
yulian
Opinionated
1
administrador
up to where more than
cerdito
Opinionated
1
presidente
to orbit as supposed
paddy
WR Officer
6
Director of Business Development
Chicks dig the long ball.
Santipodero
Politicker
3
Sanix
100% confirmed
carlitos
Opinionated
1
administrador
It's true
yulian
Opinionated
1
administrador

of course
felipos
Opinionated
1
tecnologo
they love
DatCocoCream
Good Citizen
1
Training & Development
*raise the roof emoji* 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
6
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
My name is 'Big InQ5WeTrust' and I hit dingers. 
DatCocoCream
Good Citizen
1
Training & Development
Little League World Series throwback I love it! 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
2
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Big Al is the energy we need on the sales floor. 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
5
☕️
If you don't toss your shoulder out after whiffing on a pitch, were you even swinging for the fences? Smash that shit!
DatCocoCream
Good Citizen
1
Training & Development
I feel you. If you're not risking your life each swing what's the point!
BigCheese
Notorious Answer
5
Agency Recruiter
I am currently nursing a pulled hammy that I sustained while running out an infield single last night. With that being said, I'd much rather take the long ball - at least in a recreational office league.
DatCocoCream
Good Citizen
2
Training & Development
Hate to hear it! Admirable hustle though! Rest up Queen/King! 
BigCheese
Notorious Answer
3
Agency Recruiter
Thank you kindly! We'll be back out there next week - blood, sweat, tears, and all!
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
4
War Room Enthusiast
Why go small when I can go big? 
DatCocoCream
Good Citizen
1
Training & Development
100
cw95
Politicker
3
Sales Development Lead
As a Brit, what's softball? 
DatCocoCream
Good Citizen
1
Training & Development
a truly electric sport my friend
cw95
Politicker
1
Sales Development Lead
I know nothing about it but I presume I should now start a team? 
cw95
Politicker
1
Sales Development Lead
I'm going to vote long ball? 
DatCocoCream
Good Citizen
1
Training & Development
Def look up the game and if there any leagues around you. 

Gonna try to put this in footy terms. Long Ball would be like David Beckham ripping a free kick from 20+ out far post for the goal. Small ball would be maybe dumping it in to the penalty area hoping for something good to happen 
cw95
Politicker
1
Sales Development Lead
hahaha I praise and admire you for putting it in football terms, love it. 

I will 100% have a look into it! 
CaneWolf
Politicker
0
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Softball as played by adults is almost solely as a event. And it still can't make softball interesting.
SandwichMan
Catalyst
2
BDR Team Lead
I'll usually show bunt then pull back and just fuckin swing out of my shoes.
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
2
CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
Two Ball
NoSuperhero
Politicker
2
BDR LEAD
I wish we had softball team at the office to go against other sales orgs in the area. That'd be so awesome!
HappyGilmore
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Long Ball all day gotta drive runs in. 
letmeseethatSaaS
Contributor
1
SDR Manager
Nothing worse than swinging for the fence and hitting a dinker. But fuck it. Send it!!
mitts2
Politicker
1
Account Executive
the saying isnt "chicks dig the small ball"
mitts2
Politicker
1
Account Executive
posted this before i saw @paddy post

Fenderbaum
Politicker
0
Retired Choirboy🪕
Small ball, all day.

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