Pachacuti

They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy

In just 10 weeks!

Doomscrolling LI today and came across lots of 💩.

I remember my professors (way back in the day) and most of them had barely held onto a private sector job for more than a year.

Only an Academic would think you can "master sales" in just 10 weeks, but if you want to buy that, I have some SaaS you can buy as well!

🤢 Sales Stupidity

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CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

I'm sure it's the most basic shit from Google too 😆

pirate

Big Shot

Account Executive

Rum + vodka + tequila= lots of alcohol... I should make my own online program

Pachacuti

Politicker

They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy

That’s the homework.

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

That's all it took. I'm signing up.

pirate

Big Shot

Account Executive

Айм глэд ту си ю!

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

Филинг мютуал 😁

Pachacuti

Politicker

They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy

I doubt theres anything I can’t learn from a couple books.

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

Expert Kellogg faculty wouldn't be teaching sales if they knew how to sell. How would that feel to be sitting in an online classroom listening to people teach who make half your income. The entire concept fails.

Pachacuti

Politicker

They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy

My thoughts exactly.

unclespacejam

Politicker

ur dad’s brother

I love the MFs who take course like this and then put on their LinkedIn bio that they went to Kellogg or fuckin Harvard

But really we know you took a course that has no acceptance criteria. Bruh u have been bamboozled

Pachacuti

Politicker

They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy

I actually looked at a Harvard course once, though not for sales. Cost was like $20k for a 8week course. Not worth it.

unclespacejam

Politicker

ur dad’s brother

It’s just silly shit. A big ol money grab for these elite colleges.

Sunbunny31

Arsonist

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Ouch. That's a lot.

pirate

Big Shot

Account Executive

Ah but what about this 20k course so you can sell to top Harvard graduates

unclespacejam

Politicker

ur dad’s brother

I suppose if you can spin it to ur mgmt as an expense then 🤷‍♂️

Justatitle

Big Shot

Account Executive

I can shit in a box and throw a sticker on it and give it a warranty... ("I can stick my head up a butchers ass, no its your head up my ass... Wait no.")

Abika

Executive

Business Development Manager

Honestly, I think people who have money and believe they lack some certificate or degree could benefit from courses like this. Although, the win will only be mental. As you can just google whatever they are teaching you.