Is 5% really enough alcohol for this savage crew when crushing claws?

White Claw Ranch Water takes it to 11!

Do you add a floater to your Hard Seltzer?

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goose
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I'm old and I don't understand this question.  Let me go ask my kids.
itsbusinesstime
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Chep
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Yes if I'm trying to get drunk drunk claws are not what I'm drinking
itsbusinesstime
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Solid point Chep, claws and tequilla were what I had.  Gotta work with what you've got sometimes
Rallier
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It’s basically water if you don’t add anything
itsbusinesstime
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@Rallier gets it!
Beans
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God yes. 
Prizrak
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I get that they're all the rage right now. But adding some more to them is probably needed. I feel like if you're on the deck at home, sure a Moskva Mule in a can is fine.

But after work at the bar.. Have you tried a paper plane? A Manhattan? Or just a double Macallan? Maybe I'm just old though. 
itsbusinesstime
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Never tried a paper plane before, I'm with you on the whiskeys though!
Prizrak
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Oh mate, I reckon you're about ready. It is precisely the drink for today.
countingmyinterest
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I live by the claw, die by the claw. 


itsbusinesstime
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Respect!
dramaticsigh
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White Claw Surge.....8%, 16 oz tallboys.
Blackwargreymon
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Yes if I'm trying to get drunk drunk claws are not what I'm drinking
Error32
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This is so so
Clashingsoulsspell
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This is so so
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