We have a little situation in the office right now.
Preferably you are a lawyer also...
paddy
Is anyone here a doctor...?
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Ugh, should I get the duffels, briefcase, and totally legitimate EU passports packed into the car again?
Just break the emergency glass with the Kahlua in it, grab the passports and call the getaway chopper we donโt have time
Ok, rendezvous on the second O of the Hollywood sign in 30. Iโm already 14 drinks in and not putting pants on for this. U owe me big time.ย
I triple majored in Bs, JD, MD as an undergrad. How can I help?
Do you have any shady FBI contacts in your rolodex...? Asking for the lawyer.
Call a veterinarian. They know how to solve all the things ๐
I call a veterinarian when I don't to be questioned about my various...accidents.
WebMD says the person is dead. Could be an issue.ย
Dead is ALWAYS the answer at WebMD.
Or pregnant.
Or a missing limb, gunshot wound, or flesh eating bacteria.
I got tested. Itโs just chlamydia. Please excuse me, I need to make a few calls.
Doctor...Doctor...Doctor...
just tell em to rub some dirt in it
We only have wet cement
thatll do...and if it doesnt...it is officially not your fault. they refused your medical attention
I know a place with a lot of farm county and a few areas a grave could never be found
Do tell...
Big brother may be watching...
Oh they most definitely are. You gonna let that stop you tho?
PS - Hi fedz, love u jk eat it.
PS - Hi fedz, love u jk eat it.
eat it.
You MUST eat itย
I'd be looking for MacGuyver instead.
I follow DR. Mike of socia media, does that count?
I took the LSAT and I watch a lot of Childrens Hospital how can I help make this situation worse
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